Corrupt a wish!

[Sephi]

granted, but it's some shitty RAM from china and breaks your motherboard within seconds

I wish I had a good computer

 

[ssbmar]

granted, but everyone else got a computer thats better than yours

I wish i had a poo powered car(see top gear)

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but u dont have oil for the car
i wish i had a full hd tv

 

[Gangsta_L]

Granted, but it slipped out of the courier's hands and now it's broken.

I wish the cat on my desk was not lying on my mouse.

 

[elgin3]

Granted, it's now lying on your crotch.

I wish somebody noticed the fact that corrupt is spelled with "2" Rs

. (Man, how ignorant is everybody?)

 

[WildWon]

Granted. In fact, everybody has already noticed it, but we were waiting for an arrogant tool to wish it upon us

I wish i could star in a major motion picture.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but the movies a major flop and you're ridiculed for your role in it.

I wish I'd won the eeePC giveaway!

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but it had a virus
i wish ssbb came out in europe

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but only has two playable characters. Q*Bert and E.T. And not that badass alien E.T., but the shitty atari cartridge. One that came out of the landfill, and just sits there. No really, this EU versions of Brawl sucks. You have an orange ball with a nose that changes blocks' colors... and a landfill game. Dude, you're totally fucked.

I wish i could cut my rants back to a few words.

 

[juicy_mokro]

wildwon Originial

granted but i dont understand what your wish is so you dont get it

i wish people will visit one of my 3 games (link at my signature!)

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but everyone that visits your games from here on out assume its 4chan. Enjoy your games now!

I wish this day would end.

 

[Minox]

Granted, but the next day will be much worse.

I wish that juicy_mokro would notice that two of the links in his sig goes to the same place...

 

[juicy_mokro]

Granted,
but your computer had a virus so you couldnt even start the computer and then you suicided

i wish i got money of gbatemp for all my fun topics

 

[WildWon]

Granted $0.14usd has been added to your paypal account. $50usd has been deducted in fees for having a working payment program set up through paypal.

I wish i had Tony Stark's computer setup (from the movie) *drool*

 

[juicy_mokro]

Granted, but you had a car accident so you didnt have eyes or fingers to see whats on the computer or to type

i wish i appels where Blue

 

[pokioh243]

Granted, but you would be colourblind, so you wouldn't see it anyway.

i wish nintendo would give me all cool new games

 

[WildWon]

Granted. You have been handed 15 copies of Wii Fit, pulled directly from their Flash Freeze container. None of them work properly due to the extreme temperatures... but on the upside, you have BEYOND cool games. They're frozen!

I wish i could get a PSP in the next week.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted but its prebricked and Sony sucks at customer service so you're screwed!

I wish I could breeze through this last text book with an "A" the way my classmate is doing.

(Seriously, what is Sony's (Video Game) customer service number?)

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted,
but you didnt get you Diplomats cause you got an A with cheating

 

[WildWon]

Granted accept the monkeys are infected with a disease that makes your eyebrows grow to a size resembling double that of Groucho Marx's eyebrows... wait... there was no wish there... Then what the hell was granted?!

I wish i would make more sense.