Corrupt a wish!

[King Zargo]

granted, but the battery life is short and the loading times are long.

I wish pokemon existed.

 

[ojsinnerz.]

Granted,but they can kill you.

I wish I can make good games for the DS that will sell well for a long time, with good popularity, that is not related with ponies, horses, or any other animals.

 

[Mewgia]

Granted, but among those super powers is immortality and invincibility. You now end up drifting throw space endlessly after the sun engulfs the earth,

I would consider that a negative side effect...

 

[OSW]

Granted,but they can kill you.
ROFL
QUOTE(ojsinnerz @ May 11 2008, 12:58 PM) I wish I can make good games for the DS that will sell well for a long time, with good popularity, that is not related with ponies, horses, or any other animals.

Granted, but you must endure the consequences of your success, enslaved to work 24/7 in Nintendo HQ's mario dungeon, and being fed all kinds of crazy mushrooms.
I wish that no-one can wish anymore forever.

 

[B-Blue]

Not granted, cuz you wished not to wish

I wish for Orc

ORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCOR
ORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORCORC

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but!! what the fuck is a orc?
i wish i didnt whent to that party yesterday

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted, but because you didn't go to that party yesterday, you didn't ask for the wish today which would render that wish useless, making you stuck in an endless time loop.

I wish love was free.

 

[Minox]

Granted, but everything else and I mean everything else will cost a hell lot of more.

I wish that it was friday today.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted but since you did not specify the date of the Friday, you are now ten years in the future. Of course, it's still Friday. But you just missed ten years of your life.

I wish someone would corrupt my wish.

 

[cosmo2389]

(Referring to your last wish...)
Granted, but now love is really really hard to find!

I wish that I could manipulate time!

 

[Sephi]

granted, but you get stuck in another dimension full of lava zombies after your first attempt.

I wish I fully understood c++

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted, but now, that's the only kind of language you fully understand.

I wish someone would get corrupted because of my wish.

 

[Sephi]

granted, but you have corrupted your mind in /b/ on 4chan

I wish it was possible to unsee

 

[B-Blue]

granted but!! what the fuck is a orc?
i wish i didnt whent to that party yesterday

Orc ?

 

[juicy_mokro]

B-Blue shut the fuck up!! with u orc
i wish b-blue was dead

 

[B-Blue]

Granted, but I'll haunt you in your dreams

I wish I have all WiiWare games

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but all the wiiware games no only brick your wii, but leave you sterile. L-l-lucky.

I wish this would be a slow week at work.

 

[JBl147]

Granted, you will be fired

I wish I won't drink too much beer coming week...

 

[Mewgia]

granted but you instead turn to herion and subsequently get addicted, lose your job, live on the streets, and die of an overdose.


I wish..actually I don't know what I wish :|

 

[Narin]

Granted, thanks to your indecision, someone else made a wish that caused the Earh to explode.

I wish the next person doesn't corrupt this wish.