1. gizmo_gal

    gizmo_gal QWEEN of the RadioActive Force!!!
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    Granted but now you're not as funny.

    I wish I was one of the .03% of "normal" people with Savantism
     
  2. JacobReaper

    JacobReaper I Love You....
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    granted, but that other 99.07% just destroyed that .03%

    I wish i had Costello in my basement [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
  3. Salamantis

    Salamantis GBAtemp Advanced Maniac
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    Granted, but he found your porn mag stash and showed it to your mother.

    I wish my DS wasn't broken [​IMG]
     
  4. juicy_mokro

    OP juicy_mokro GBAtemp Regular
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    granted but you mastrubated to much so your hand broke and now u cant use the touch screen
    i wish i had pizza margherita right now!!!
     
  5. WildWon

    WildWon EXTERMINATE!
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    Granted, but the chef you ordered your pizza from thought you wanted a Pizza Margarita and threw all the ingredients into a blender with some vodka, a little olive juice and just a splash of dry vermouth. Mmmmmm, tasty.

    I wish this weekend is a lazy weekend.
     
  6. juicy_mokro

    OP juicy_mokro GBAtemp Regular
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    Granted, but you didnt do your homework for school so your mom got pissed off and signd you in for summerschool
    i wish i had a gold toilet
     
  7. WildWon

    WildWon EXTERMINATE!
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    Geeze, that is a crapy granting you gave me. I've been out of highschool for over 10 years... this summer is gonna suck!

    On topic:

    Granted but its only gold painted, with a really awful gold paint from china that has all kinds of lead in it... and plutonium. You end up sitting on it, getting hit with all kinds of radioactive material, and you become the Hulk. Not so much of ALL of you... but more your ass. Whenever you get mad, your ass gets REALLY big and green, tearing through any clothes you wear. Sucker.

    I with i could have some nachos, right now.
     
  8. juicy_mokro

    OP juicy_mokro GBAtemp Regular
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    Hahahaahh lol XD

    granted BUT! when you eat the nachos it will get stuck in your throat then your dad came and grabbed you from behind to get the nacho out of there but he was naked and his Dick went true your ass and you went to the hospital to clean your ass
    and still the nacho didnt come out

    i wish there was super smash bros brawl tourny where you can win a iphone and only n00bs signd in
     
  9. gizmo_gal

    gizmo_gal QWEEN of the RadioActive Force!!!
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    Granted, but the N00bs are like prodigies and wipe the floor with you on the first round.

    I wish I wasn't allergic to mosquitoes...
     
  10. B-Blue

    B-Blue slut
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    Granted, but you'll be allergic to anything else

    I wish I don't suck at life
     
  11. Neko

    Neko Been a while.
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    Granted but you suck at everything else.

    I wish I could get myself some hot girls.
     
  12. B-Blue

    B-Blue slut
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    Granted, but they have AIDS

    I wish I don't suck at everything else
     
  13. Costello

    Costello Headmaster
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    Granted, but there's nothing else!

    I wish AIDS didn't exist!
     
  14. Little

    Little I r Little
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    granted. but i had to get rid of all humans to do that. oppsie.

    i wish that chocolate didnt contain dairy and was super healthy and had no bad side effects.
     
  15. Jackreyes

    Jackreyes Newbie

    Granted, but despite its greatness you're still allergic to it.

    I wish I weren't so bored
     
  16. gizmo_gal

    gizmo_gal QWEEN of the RadioActive Force!!!
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    Granted, but now you're fearful for your life.


    I wish I had more energy.
     
  17. Upperleft

    Upperleft Namcoholic
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    Granted , but you wasted it on breathing

    i wish i had something to drink
     
  18. Tomagado

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    Granted but now you want something to eat.

    I wish the Pittsburgh Penguins would win the stanley cup
     
  19. Mewgia

    Mewgia drifter
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    granted but the officials later discover that they cheated to get it and are disqualified from the competition forever

    I wish for an infinite number of superpowers, with no negative side effects
     
  20. Narin

    Narin The Cheat Master, kupo!
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    Granted, but among those super powers is immortality and invincibility. You now end up drifting throw space endlessly after the sun engulfs the earth,

    I wish I had a PSP
     
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