Corrupt a wish!

[gizmo_gal]

Granted but now you're not as funny.

I wish I was one of the .03% of "normal" people with Savantism

 

[JacobReaper]

granted, but that other 99.07% just destroyed that .03%

I wish i had Costello in my basement

 

[Salamantis]

granted, but that other 99.07% just destroyed that .03%

I wish i had Costello in my basement

Granted, but he found your porn mag stash and showed it to your mother.

I wish my DS wasn't broken

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted but you mastrubated to much so your hand broke and now u cant use the touch screen
i wish i had pizza margherita right now!!!

 

[WildWon]

Granted, but the chef you ordered your pizza from thought you wanted a Pizza Margarita and threw all the ingredients into a blender with some vodka, a little olive juice and just a splash of dry vermouth. Mmmmmm, tasty.

I wish this weekend is a lazy weekend.

 

[juicy_mokro]

Granted, but you didnt do your homework for school so your mom got pissed off and signd you in for summerschool
i wish i had a gold toilet

 

[WildWon]

Geeze, that is a crapy granting you gave me. I've been out of highschool for over 10 years... this summer is gonna suck!

On topic:

Granted but its only gold painted, with a really awful gold paint from china that has all kinds of lead in it... and plutonium. You end up sitting on it, getting hit with all kinds of radioactive material, and you become the Hulk. Not so much of ALL of you... but more your ass. Whenever you get mad, your ass gets REALLY big and green, tearing through any clothes you wear. Sucker.

I with i could have some nachos, right now.

 

[juicy_mokro]

Hahahaahh lol XD

granted BUT! when you eat the nachos it will get stuck in your throat then your dad came and grabbed you from behind to get the nacho out of there but he was naked and his Dick went true your ass and you went to the hospital to clean your ass
and still the nacho didnt come out

i wish there was super smash bros brawl tourny where you can win a iphone and only n00bs signd in

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but the N00bs are like prodigies and wipe the floor with you on the first round.

I wish I wasn't allergic to mosquitoes...

 

[B-Blue]

Granted, but you'll be allergic to anything else

I wish I don't suck at life

 

[Neko]

Granted but you suck at everything else.

I wish I could get myself some hot girls.

 

[B-Blue]

Granted, but they have AIDS

I wish I don't suck at everything else

 

[Costello]

Granted, but there's nothing else!

I wish AIDS didn't exist!

 

[Little]

granted. but i had to get rid of all humans to do that. oppsie.

i wish that chocolate didnt contain dairy and was super healthy and had no bad side effects.

 

[Jackreyes]

Granted, but despite its greatness you're still allergic to it.

I wish I weren't so bored

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted, but now you're fearful for your life.


I wish I had more energy.

 

[Upperleft]

Granted , but you wasted it on breathing

i wish i had something to drink

 

[Tomagado]

Granted but now you want something to eat.

I wish the Pittsburgh Penguins would win the stanley cup

 

[Mewgia]

granted but the officials later discover that they cheated to get it and are disqualified from the competition forever

I wish for an infinite number of superpowers, with no negative side effects

 

[Narin]

Granted, but among those super powers is immortality and invincibility. You now end up drifting throw space endlessly after the sun engulfs the earth,

I wish I had a PSP