Corrupt a wish!

[WildWon]

Granted, it works like the whole "Fish & Loaves" thing from the bible.... but YOU are the fish and loaves. You will be eaten by 3rd world countries for the rest of eternity.

I wish my mystical magical leprechaun-delivered Stimulus check would already get here.

 

[WeaponXxX]

granted but there is no pens for you to endorse your check so you can't cash it

I wish GBAtemp's registration page would give a 404 error

 

[The Worst]

Granted, but so does the rest of the site except for topics involving cruddybuddy
I wish I was cruddybuddy

 

[ScuberSteve]

 

[juicy_mokro]

i wish people just play the f*cking game

 

[moozxy]

Granted, people start fucking each other everywhere, claiming juicy_mokro wished that everyone would play the "fucking-game"

I wish juicy_mokro would stop taking things so seriously.

 

[juicy_mokro]

granted,
but he want taking it seriously anywayz

 

[ScuberSteve]

granted,
but he want taking it seriously anywayz

lol, YOU should play the fucking game.
I wish I wasn't stuck in the IB program.

 

[JPH]

Granted, but the IB program had a million dollars and Pamela Anderson inside.

Too bad, though...I got you out of there.

 

[Sinkhead]

JPH wished for nothing? Too bad, he got AIDS instead.

I wish I had a better PC

 

[ScuberSteve]

JPH wished for nothing? Too bad, he got AIDS instead.

I wish I had a better PC

Granted, but technically a Mac is a PC, so you get a G5.
I wish Pamela Handerson would come back to me

 

[Sinkhead]

She did, but she slapped you and then stole all your money and wouldn't give it back.

I wish people would stop corrupting my wishes!

 

[JPH]

Granted. But people...erm...wait. What teh fook?

K, moving on.

I wish I lived in a pineapple under the sea.

 

[gizmo_gal]

Granted! Only you're bored without youre fellow Tempers wish corrupting prowess and get bored.

I wish I had my own place, 2 ferrets, 2 cats, 1 dog and life time supply of magic waffles.

 

[Jackreyes]

Granted but the waffles eat the place, the ferrets eat the waffles, the cats eat the ferrets and the dog eats the cats...

I wish I had a 360

 

[Hammi]

Granted but the waffles eat the place, the ferrets eat the waffles, the cats eat the ferrets and the dog eats the cats...

I wish I had a 360

Granted, but it has the red ring of death.

I wish I knew what my wish was.

 

[ScuberSteve]

Granted, but then you forget.
I wish I had a dead animal sitting on my balcony.

 

[Gangsta_L]

Granted, but suddenly it lived again and walked away.

I wish my computer was better than the crappy thing I have now.

 

[distorted.freque]

Granted, but since its sudden upgrade, it has failed to understand why it has to follow orders from a human and has decided to rebel.

I wish I wasn't so hungry anymore.

 

[Salamantis]

Granted but now you're thirsty.

I wish my parents weren't as strict as they are now.