Corrupt a wish!

[Nimbus]

Granted, its a fish tank

I wish i could currupt my own wish
Granted but now you hear voices in your head and they tell you to wish for pound cake

I wish for pound cake

Granted, but your corrupted wishes corrupt themselves again, reverting them to normal. And the cake you get has a moveset of (Pound, Pound, Pound, Pound)

I wish Sableye and Farfetch'd got evolutions.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but they no longer gain stats

I wish for 24 quarters 20 apples 16 potatoes 13 copper wires x10m 5 tesla coils, 3 van de graaff generators, and a mr.fussion.

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, but they no longer gain stats

I wish for 24 quarters 20 apples 16 potatoes 13 copper wires x10m 5 tesla coils, 3 van de graaff generators, and a mr.fussion.

Granted, but they're all half broken apart.

I wish I had laser eye beams so I could VOIP! a certain someone.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your laser eye beams can connect to the internet so you can use Voice Over Internet Protocal to contact "a certain someone"

I wish for I could stop tearing a hole in the space time continuum

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, your laser eye beams can connect to the internet so you can use Voice Over Internet Protocal to contact someone

I wish for I could stop tearing a hole in the space time continuum

Granted, but by doing so you never stopped Lavos from colliding with the earth, so the future is now ruined.

I wish that I had a lightsaber.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its a made out of plastic.

I wish lavos were challenging...

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, its a made out of plastic.

I wish lavos were challenging...

Granted, but now he has 100x more HP and spams "Destruction Rains from The Heavens* every 5 seconds, but he can be killed instantly by the Mop.

I wish soccer moms would stop b****ing about violent video games.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they now start b****ing about all video games

I wish for shoop da whoop

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, they now start b****ing about all video games

I wish for shoop da whoop

Granted but you instead Whoop Da Shoop!

I wish I had the most badass mech that you could possibly imagine, invent, etc.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you've hot wired it with explosives so that if you, or anyone get within a 9001km radious of it, it implodes

I wish for... TIME STOP... okay... err... umm... oh, hey i know; i wish to pet Nimbus

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, but you've hot wired it with explosives so that if you, or anyone get within a 9001km radious of it, it implodes

I wish for... TIME STOP... okay... err... umm... oh, hey i know; i wish to pet Nimbus

Granted, but you touch my sore spot behind my shoulder, and I bites joo!

I wish I didn't have to go to college tonight.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the college goes to you.

I wish for a rat-flail

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, but the college goes to you.

I wish for a rat-flail

Granted but it gives you the plauge and you die.

I wish every dumb person on earth would just ****ing drop dead!

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but only .0001% of earth's population remains

I wish I could find away to prevent stupid people from breeding...

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, but only .0001% of earth's population remains

I wish I could find away to prevent stupid people from breeding...

Granted, but it makes it so that the only people on earth are stuck-up elitests.

I wish I could control the weather, make it autumn all year round, etc.

 

[monkat]

I wish I could control the weather, make it autumn all year round, etc.

Granted, but you can only make it winter. And you have no control over your ability to control it.

I wish monkat would come back to this forum. He was a cool dood.

 

[Nimbus]

I wish I could control the weather, make it autumn all year round, etc.

Granted, but you can only make it winter. And you have no control over your ability to control it.

I wish monkat would come back to this forum. He was a cool dood.

Granted, but he comes back as taknom, his evil anti-self.

I wish I had an evil anti-version of myself too.

 

[monkat]

I wish I had an evil anti-version of myself too.

Granted but in comparison, he's actually considered the good one and you get killed.

I wish I could maintain all lastest posts on eof.

 

[Nimbus]

I wish I had an evil anti-version of myself too.

Granted but in comparison, he's actually considered the good one and you get killed.

I wish I could maintain all lastest posts on eof.

Granted, but it renders you unable to make any new topics.

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish.

 

[sergster1]

Granted, but it renders you unable to make any new topics.

I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish that I wish.

Granted but you wished for a bowl of cat curry

I wish my mom hadn't swiped the 545 bucks I got from my junked out laptop and told me I could not get an xbox with it.