Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, inside is an explosive that triggers the moment it is within 10 meters of you

I wish for cupcakes

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but now you have to cook it.
I wish I could find the fountain of youth.

 

[Paarish]

granted but it is dried up

I wish I would stop biting my nails

 

[LunaWofl]

granted, your nails vanish

I wish my plans could be executed quicker

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but your plans failed.

I wish for a troll.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you now own alanjohn and sausagehead

I wish i could be bothered spelling things correctly

Granted, but your plans failed.

Ah, just as planned

 

[Paarish]

granted but your grammar is terrible

i wish i wasn't such a Gay Little Catboy knockoff

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you earn the title "catboy fan"

I wish I could preorder disgaea 4 premium edition already >_< damn site still has it as "soon"

 

[ProtoKun7]

Granted, but you only burn things you love

I wish I had a TARDIS

You aren't having mine.

(...wow, I overshot by quite a while)



Erm...and granted, but you can't actually afford to.

I wish I'd finished building my Mark VII screwdriver already.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its only function is as a wiimote

I wish mr caffeine could take me back in time.

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted, there is no way back to the present.

I wish  ▲
          ▲▲ .

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, there is no way back to the present.

I wish  ?
          ?? .

Granted, but I split each triforce piece up into 8 pieces or something, and scattered them about the land so now you'll have to find them all.

I wish I wasn't so bored, in fact I wish I had a court jester or mage or something.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they die of pneumonia

I wish for the ability to summon a giant stack of pancakes

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, they die of pneumonia

I wish for the ability to summon a giant stack of pancakes

Granted, but they are frozen pancakes.

I wish I had my own army of Yukkuri to do my evil bidding.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted but yukkuri shiteitte ne!!!

I wish for the ability to drop those giant frozen pancakes on my enemies.

 

[Nimbus]

Granted but yukkuri shiteitte ne!!!

I wish for the ability to drop those giant frozen pancakes on my enemies.

Granted, but they bump into eachother and shatter before they hit the ground.

I wish there was something fun to do around here.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its not in the way you think

I wish for trololo impersonations

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted, each and every one is shite.

I wish I could go on an adventure with The Doctor.

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, each and every one is shite.

I wish I could go on an adventure with The Doctor.

Granted, but it's the crazy, mad doctor/medic from Team Fortress 2.

I wish I had a heavy machine gun.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its so heavy it sinks to the center of the earth

I wish for this wish to be a lie