Corrupt a wish!

[LunaWofl]

Granted, I.T. updates

I wish for a *shoots next poster*

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. The poster now has a neat little bullet hole. It's your favorite poster.

I wish for world peace... loljk, I wish for peace on teh moon XD

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the moon blows up

I wish for a *blows up*

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. You explode.

I wish for more wishes.

 

[ars25]

granted but you waste them all.

i wish i had a ...................................... .

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but now they are all ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
I wish I could burn stuff.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you only burn things you love

I wish I had a TARDIS

 

[person66]

Granted, but you use it to go back in time and prevent yourself from making that wish, thus destroying the universe and time itself. Or maybe you just explode, I can't remember what happened last time.

I wish you're doin it wrong.

 

[Maid-chan]

Granted, but he will doing it right

I wish my sig is pinky flatten pudding

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but now we need to take over the world!
I wish there was more pages on this thread

 

[person66]

Granted, but you change your settings to show more posts per page and now there are less pages

I wish for more genies

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they are all dead

I wish for a giant enemy crab that i can attack the weak point of for massive damage...
And maybe a copy of Tom Kalancy

 

[Livin in a box]

Granted, but they attack your weak point and get more damage

I wish for everyone in the world to turn into dancing milk chocolate that is edible and doesn't explode when I take a bite.

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted. You are now lactose-intolerant and have a sever food allergy triggered by chocolate. Enjoy the anaphylactic shocks!

I wish I wasn't so bored

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted, but no matter how hard I try, I fail to entertain you.

I wish the weather stops reaching 42 daily.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, the weather stops at 47 for all eternity.

I wish for a bowl of cat curry

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Nimbus gets pissed at you and claws out your face.

I wish I had a bowl of cat curry.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its stolen by nimbus

I wish for an unstealable bowl of cat curry

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. I eat it.

I wish Nimbus would see all of our cat curry wishes. I also want a bowl of cat curry with this wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you only get the bowl of cat curry

i dont wish