Corrupt a wish!

[Hydreigon]

Granted.

I wish

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, Corrupted.

Wish

 

[Bobbyloujo]

Not granted.

I wish I could come up with a better wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it never gets granted

I wish a better wish would be corrupted.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. It was your own.

I wish this wish was granted.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but nothing happens

I wish for logic

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted, but you never had logic in the first place to be able to know how to use this logic you just obtained.

(lol wut)

I wish you put a banana in your ear.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, i put a BANdAi NAmco product in my ear

I wish for bandai namco would stop sucking

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Now they start blowing.

I wish I had a banana phone.

 

[YetoJesse]

granted, but I eated it.

I wish I didn't eated that bana-nana phone >

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted but now you've broken the thread as by not eating the banana you failed to corrupt the wish and have no right to post here. I hope you're happy!

I wish I had 89 real people following me on Twitter instead of all the spambots I have now.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but all the real people you know emulate spam bots

I wish for yogurt... maybe as a drop item from fighting a zombie... on second thought, thats disgusting, DAMN YOU RADIANT MYTHOLOGY!!!

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted. It came from the zombie's nipples btw.

I wish I was famous.

 

[wasim]

granted but you become famous by being a criminal

i wish to be ryu hayabusa

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its ryu hayabusa that has 3 seconds left to live

I wish for a sakabatou

 

[TheDreamLord]

Granted, but because I didnt know what it was, i gave u a troll.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you did not make a wish

I once again wish for a sakabatou

 

[YetoJesse]

granted, but he kills himself...

I wish for lol

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you get lulz

I wish for muffins

 

[Lucifer666]

Granted. They're poisonous.

I wish a perfectly sized non-poisonous healthy blueberry muffin can suddenly appear right in front of me.
(How are you gonna corrupt THAT?

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