Corrupt a wish!

[Nimbus]

Granted, its so heavy it sinks to the center of the earth

I wish for this wish to be a lie

Granted, but part of it is the hard truth.

I wish faith wasn't for the transient people.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its now for raving lunatics

I wish for muffins

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, its now for raving lunatics

I wish for muffins

Granted, but the muffins are frozen and moldy

I wish I hadn't had that odd dream last night where I was Remillia Scarlet *I really have gonna stop playing Touhou games so much, I mean I was an actual girl in the dream*

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you were Flandre Scarlet instead.

I wish I could either stop sucking at touhou, or lower myself to playing on anything other than lunatic

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, but you were Flandre Scarlet instead.

I wish I could either stop sucking at touhou, or lower myself to playing on anything other than lunatic

Granted you can now stop sucking at touhou, but you can only play on EASY MODO. "Eehh, really!? EASY MODO??? How lame! It's unforgivable to play EASY MODO unless you're an elementary school kid, right? Kyahahahaha!"

I wish I had mind control powers.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you start using them on yourself

Lol easy mode

*sticks with lunatic*
I wish to be a can of bugspray

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, but you start using them on yourself

Lol easy mode

*sticks with lunatic*
I wish to be a can of bugspray

Granted, you are now a can of bugspray and are a one-hit-KO! against bug types. But you're empty, so you had no effect.

I wish to weild the power of darkness!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. I stop you with a bowl of cat curry!

I wish for cake.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but i eated it

I wish for zombies

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. I kill each and every one of them with multiple nuclear warheads.

I wish I didn't suck so bad at first-person shooters. -_-"

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you spend all your time playing them.

I wish for an anvil to drop on my head

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. That anvil is just an inflatable.

I wish I could manipulate time and space.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but the two pokemon previously in charge of those get mad and challenge you to a fight

I wish for pony

 

[lemmymet]

Granted, but the pony eats ponys and then self-destructs!
I wish a zombie-pony
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i was banned until 11:12

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. It eats your brains.

I wish for a cookie.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you are now forever haunted by the ghost of cookie monster... 's career...

I wish for a ban party

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, but you are now forever haunted by the ghost of cookie monster... 's career...

I wish for a ban party

Granted, but nobody shows up.

I wish I had the ability to stop time.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but once you stop time you can never start it again

I wish I could spam more ponies

 

[Nimbus]

Granted, but once you stop time you can never start it again

I wish I could spam more ponies

Granted, but p1ngpong unleashes his Low Orbital Ion Canon on you.

I wish I had a tank.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, its a fish tank

I wish i could currupt my own wish
Granted but now you hear voices in your head and they tell you to wish for pound cake

I wish for pound cake