Corrupt a wish!

[The Catboy]

Granted, but you can't go into Zen mode
I wish a was a Lucario

 

[Eswar21297]

Granted, but you would turn into a Rattatata then you get captured by Youngster Joey and then lose to some random kid forever.

I wish I had a 3DS prepaid card which then some people from Nintendo come, capture me then force me to play the CD-i games forever.

 

[Thesolcity]

Granted, but they're just like E.T. for atari...ALL OF THEM.

I wish I had a troll.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it sits infront of your computer 24/7

I wish for the ability to freeze time, time is abit too warm for my tastes >_< not that i eat time or anything...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Now, it's always -273°C.

I wish I could make things explode with my mind.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you pass out for months each time you try

I wish I could force memories into other peoples minds

 

[Sora de Eclaune]

Granted. Unfortunately, the only memories you can implant are your most embarrassing ones.

I wish I knew why this was so funny.

 

[Eswar21297]

Granted, but your head implodes then explodes in a infinite loop.

I wish E.T for Atari was buried under a desert.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it suddenly becomes the best game ever.

I wish life were a video game.

 

[tagzard]

Granted but the videogame is e.t. the game.


I wish i knew C++

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but everyone else becomes more talented at using it than you

I wish to be a pony... go on... corrupt this... i dare you
*gets corrupted*
FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. You revert back to a human 3 seconds later. umadbro?

I wish I made a wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but its in another castle

I wish for- HEY WHATS THAT *hits the next poster with a crowbar*

 

[Shinigami357]

Granted - [blacks out]

I wish I remembered what I was supposed to do in this thread...

Uhhh... Help?

 

[alidsl]

Granted but you forget

I wish that there was only one language in the world

 

[Jamstruth]

Granted but you don't speak it.

I wish things didn't cost so much money.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. Now they break more frequently.

I wish I corrupted my own wish.

 

[alidsl]

Granted, but I now own your soul

I wish I could win the lotto

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted. You win one euro.

I wish for something.

 

[The Catboy]

Granted, but now it's nothing.
I wish it would update