Corrupt a wish!

[chavosaur]

Granted but now nothing is original.
I wish my nook battery hadnt died cuz now i have to use my 3ds browser...

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but your 3DS's broser gets better through a system update.
I ish to understand every language.

 

[chavosaur]

There is nothing to grant...
I wish you made a wish instead of an ish.

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but I made even more typos, which make it harder to understand my wish.
I wish I didn't have so many contacts on Skype that I've hardly ever spoken to.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but now your speaking to way to many people
I wish i was better at playing old school megaman

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but only after spending 100 hours into the games.
I wish to unban everyone from the "you are banned" topic.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but they turn around and super ban you.
i wish netflix had pokemon episodes

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but you get a seizure when watching the Porygon episode... :/
I wish for faster internet.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but its so fast you cant keep up with it.
I wish TaeWong would stop being a buttface

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but now he spams all of our inboxes.
I wish we had more spambots like TaeWong.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now there are more topic's about bob's game

I wish for a typo

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but they destroy Gbatemp
I wish for Puppies

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you never manage to get them toilet trained

I wish for more cats.

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but you never get them to learn to not claw eyeballs.
I wish for guppies

 

[Coltonamore]

Granted,........................ Never

 

[chavosaur]

You didn't make a wish.
Therefore ten thousand genies will proceed to turn every part of your body into genie dust.
I wish for it not to be painful for you.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, they destroy the pain receptor first...

I wish genies would drink the milk I left out for them...

 

[chavosaur]

Granted but they begin badgering you for cookies.
I wish to give a moose a muffin

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Granted, but you can't control your PC now because your PC's mouse is stuffed with muffins and the circuits have been taken out.
I wish for infinite wishes.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but when you make a wish, a genie dies.

I wish for a genie made out of pudding