Corrupt a Wish

[Chains]

Granted! You've asked a question in the corrupt a wish thread, and got a reply. That had nothing to do with what you asked.

I wish I could save lives and make them happy.

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Granted! You've asked a question in the corrupt a wish thread, and got a reply. That had nothing to do with what you asked.

I wish I could save lives and make them happy.

But only temporarly after that they get depression and there's nothing you can do about it.

I wish i got laid.

 

[Chains]

Granted! It all happens exactly like how you desired it, but then the immersion breaks and you realize that your VR device needs charged.

I wish mumble rappers ceased to exist.

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Granted! It all happens exactly like how you desired it, but then the immersion breaks and you realize that your VR device needs charged.

I wish mumble rappers ceased to exist.

Wish Granted!
All mumble rappers stop existing in this Universe but they had to go somewhere though... If i would be an alien i would be pretty pissed on them... Wait why is there a big red portal looking thingy in the sky!? And something is coming from it! It looks pretty big and it's purp-

I wish i could murder anyone without any consequence...

 

[Chains]

Granted, you can! In Minecraft!

Wish there were more RPG's for the Switch

 

[slaphappygamer]

you find a slew of Really Poor Games for the switch

i wish i had moar ram

 

[Chains]

Granted, but its not compatible with your PC. The only PC its compatible with is a NASA super computer.

Wish there was no GMO in foods

 

[Stealphie]

Granted, but its not compatible with your PC. The only PC its compatible with is a NASA super computer.

Wish there was no GMO in foods

Granted! Now there is no GMO in foods, or food in general.

 

[slaphappygamer]

Granted! Now there is no GMO in foods, or food in general.

You forgot to make a wish!

 

[Stealphie]

You forgot to make a wish!

ofuck

I wish the Switch was good.

 

[slaphappygamer]

WISH GRANTED!! You can now play xbox360 games via hardware acceleration in a virtual console homebrew apk. Yet you still complain because you believe these are ports.

I wish I was a corrupt moderator.

 

[Deleted User]

WISH GRANTED! Yet you are forever cursed to believe that being the moderator of a website impresses women.

I wish that I could go to sleep instantly and set the duration when I would sleep, allowing myself to wake up only to use the restroom, in case of noises above certain decibel limits, and in case of odd smells such as smoke, gas, and other potentially harmful things.

 

[Chains]

Granted, all that happens just like in your post, but then you wake up. Realizing that you pissed yourself and its dripping on the floor now.

I wish Covid-19 never happened.

 

[Nobody_Important4u]

Granted, all that happens just like in your post, but then you wake up. Realizing that you pissed yourself and its dripping on the floor now.

I wish Covid-19 never happened.

Wish Granted!
Covid-19 never happend but cancer becomes contagious.

I wish that i had 300 IQ.

 

[Chains]

Granted! People with high IQ's are more prone to mental health disorders, especially depression and anxiety. That part is true, this is where the corruption starts: You only focus on the negative things in life, and you end up in a mental asylum, drugged up every few hours, larping as the Joker from Batman.

I wish summer was longer.

 

[CeeDee]

Granted. It's 125 degrees outside every day of the year. Also, if you're just looking for an escape from school... you have to go to summer school! Hah!!

I wish I was happy.

 

[Chains]

You got it, but after a few weeks you will live in sadness for years.

I wish I could draw better.

 

[Crazynoob458]

You got it, but after a few weeks you will live in sadness for years.

I wish I could draw better.

wish granted! you can only draw stick figures better now

i wish school didnt exist

 

[Chains]

Granted! It doesn't exist in some remote villages in Africa.

I wish to have better sleep.

 

[Stealphie]

Granted! You now are in a deep sleep and will never wake up.

I wish to be rich!