Cirus skills

[moozxy]

Within 6 weeks my exams start. Due to the immense pressure of me needing to get A's to get into Uni, I've been thinking of back-up plans just incase I don't get them.
Well the plan; I shall create a circus.
I presented this plan to my parents and, to say in the least, they weren't very happy with it, for you see, I have no circus skills what so ever. But I am very determined. I cannot let the measly fact of not having any circus skills stop me from creating my own Circus.
What does this have to do with any of you?
Well here's where you come in:
Please post here any circus skills you have for a chance to be given a place in my Circus. I cannot promise a regular pay, or even accommodation (I have one sleeping bag we can all share) but I can promise you this.. WE SHALL NOT BE LAUGHED AT BY SOCIETY ANY LONGER, WE WILL STICK IT TO THE MAN BY NOT WORKING FOR GREEDY CAPITALIST CORPORATE COMPANIES, AND.. WE SHALL RISE.. YES, WE SHALL RISE ABOVE THE HEAVENS, BECOMING THE BEST, THE BEST OF THE BEST OF THE BEST OF ANY CIRCUS IN THE WORLD, FOR TOGETHER WITH OUR CIRCUS SKILLS, NOTHING SHALL STOP US!


WHO'S WITH ME?!


Note. Pictures (i.e. proof of your skill) will make for a speedy decision with your application.

 

[Bob Evil]

Well, I'm an experienced publicist ... I could do your PR, marketing, publicity & books ... basically, I'd be manager/agent/publicist.

 

[moozxy]

HIRED! You shall be second in command, answering only to ME!

 

[moozxy]

Right! I'm off for a pee break. I leave Bob in charge, however any mistakes and you shall be executed!

 

[pasc]

me wants to apply too ! I will train the lionz ! I got experience with "me and my lionz - extendet version".

Proof:

 

[xcalibur]

I'd love to join your Cirus crew. I am very skilled in Cirus.
I Cirus all day everyday in Cirus.
I have Cirus for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

Where do I sign up?

 

[ScuberSteve]

Cirus tastes like water.

 

[Orc]

WHY SO CIRUS?

 

[TrolleyDave]

I could be a clown like this guy

 

[ScuberSteve]

BUMPED BY AN OVERLORD!

 

[moozxy]

Nooo let my failed topic die in peace!

 

[TrolleyDave]

 

[xcalibur]

BUMPED BY AN OVERLORD!

Since when am I your lackey ?

 

[ScuberSteve]

BUMPED BY AN OVERLORD!

Since when am I your lackey ?

Since I became overlord.
But those times are over.
RUN FREEEEEEE
(For now....)