bloons nuthsell

[FANDROID_SWIMBOIS]

places monkey down
40 rounds pass
win easy
place one singular monkey down
60 rounds pass
win medium
rinse and repeat
uNTIl one day............................................................
places monkey down
game freezes
monkey turns to camera
monkey fucking screams at the top of its lungs, almost passing out, eyes bulging out of its small useless head with primordial gray matter
game passes
"what the fuck ? ?! " ( i sayed that)
open the game up again, sweatily
monkey is on the ground and dead, bleeding, squealing
nearly passes out from all the excitement of seeing a dead monkey, the damn thing is dead at last finally some good fucking news
WHEN SUDENLY
monkey stands up and starts running at the screen
monkey breaks through monitor, bursting every single sony series a cathode tube inside of the dinky little plastic frame of the box set monitor your mom got you for christmas 2005 december 24th (you are not protestant)
E EAEAER EAEA EAE SfujhBWDFba qywgaer EE AE AE AEe E EE eEEE (its the monkey in your room btw )

to be conttineued??

 

[FANDROID_SWIMBOIS]

CONTINUUTION !!!!!!

several decades pass out (30 year)
the monkey is living with you in your small, picturesque room
the monkey feeds on the moss growing on your damp and dank picture case, similar to a small cave system
youve been inhaling the fumes of your computer for right arodund 28 years if im not mistaken, never missing a beat to comment on the fact that this is almost impossible living conditions, what with all this bologna!!
the monkey, aggravated because of your neglect, starts tearing down your massive computer tower, destroying every bit and byte stored in the many cavernous walls filled with hard disks old and new.
you scramble to hide but it is, in fact, too late, the computer tower is now crumbling, leaving only the base standing. "what" you say?
the computer tower has created a cloud of smoke, the likes of which had never been recorded up until now.
the monkey stirs ! for it has not had enough destruction in its small, meaningless life
the monkey is hungry, for it starts eating away at the decayed remains of every single monkey stored in the catacombian nature of what remains of the glorios computer tower



Were did YOU think monkeys go when you sell themm...? its true, monkey are stored in the tower.



monkey is fine now, he has not only avenged his bros (brothers) but he has also eaten finally.

you are left with a hungering yourself, so you ask him (monkey) if you both want to go to restaurant....
to be continued??