Baldness Cure Is On The Way

[MelodieOctavia]

inb4 thousands of 70 year old bald men now get all da bitches because of their sexy full head of hair.

As my grandfather once told me: "You would be amazed at the things you spend your time and money on when your penis doesn't work."

 

[NightsOwl]

Woo! Good thing my hair will still be on my head for the next two years at the very least. Harsh baldness runs in the family. -fist pump-

 

[Fishaman P]

If baldness is that big of an issue to you, you probably didn't have very good self-esteem to begin with.
That being said, I would probably get it if

1) I were bald, and
2) It was relatively cheap ($20 or less to get a full head of hair)

 

[ShadowSoldier]

It's funny, I started losing hair when I was 19, not bad bad enough, but noticeable. And now I'm 23, I prefer to be bald, with some facial hair, look suits me so much better than hair ever could.

 

[astrangeone]

I think this might be useful - but why not spend the money on fixing things that matter?

Gah, society is weird!

 

[KingVamp]

I think this might be useful - but why not spend the money on fixing things that matter?

Gah, society is weird!

You say that now,but wait until your hair (for whatever reason) falls off.

 

[Devin]

I think this might be useful - but why not spend the money on fixing things that matter?

Gah, society is weird!

Baby who is to become the scientist to cure all diseases->Goes bald at 19->Loses self confidence->Drops out of College->Works at Mc Donalds->Diseases not cured.

All because he lost his hair at the age of 19.

 

[Kiaku]

Now people can look like they're in super saiyan mode!!

Spoiler

 

[tatripp]

Hopefully it will reverse hair loss because it might be too late for me after two years.

 

[Bladexdsl]

but i wanna go bald hair is a fucking nuisance.

 

[Gahars]

but i wanna go bald hair is a fucking nuisance.

Luckily, scientists invented a cure for hair some time ago:

Spoiler

 

[Clarky]

I shall look forward to this seein as I went bald before I really should have in my opinion. Had enough of the missus trying to convince me bald is sexy, I've never been attracted to a bald man

 

[FAST6191]

but i wanna go bald hair is a fucking nuisance.

Luckily, scientists invented a cure for hair some time ago:

Spoiler

And here hair I thought you were styling yourself as one of the resident science types-
http://plastic.surgery.med.ufl.edu/aesthetic-services/laser-hair-removal/

 

[Bladexdsl]

but i wanna go bald hair is a fucking nuisance.

Luckily, scientists invented a cure for hair some time ago:

Spoiler

yeah but it just grows back

 

[Dann Woolf]

but i wanna go bald hair is a fucking nuisance.

Luckily, scientists invented a cure for hair some time ago:

Spoiler

yeah but it just grows back

If you want to go bald, here's what you have to do:

Spoiler

WAIT.

 

[Bladexdsl]

except baldness doesn't run in my family

 

[TripleSMoon]

I've always been a bit paranoid because my dad comes from a family of 8 brothers and 1 sister, and all his brothers started going bald in their 20s. But my dad is in his late 40s and he still has a (albeit, thinner) full head of hair, and I'm 22 and still haven't started losing any. So there!

 

[Deleted-236924]

except baldness doesn't run in my family

Open your DNA in Notepad++ and edit the line that says "Baldness == 0" to 1

 

[FailName]

except baldness doesn't run in my family

Open your DNA in Notepad++ and edit the line that says "Baldness == 0" to 1

I tried doing that myself, you need to be an administrator to make changes.

 

[Deleted-236924]

except baldness doesn't run in my family

Open your DNA in Notepad++ and edit the line that says "Baldness == 0" to 1

I tried doing that myself, you need to be an administrator to make changes.

Well fudge.
Maybe we can crack the admin password?