Applicants wanted for a one way trip to Mars

[ferofax]

I'm signing up. But I wanna know if they'll cover shipping to Mars. You know, so I could keep up with game releases and stuff.

LOL.

 

[Black-Ice]

You hate earth because normal people react negatively to douchebags? Goodbye then.
If you want to take the rest of earth's douchebags with you to found your own nation on another planet, feel free. Earth would be better off.

But, just as I told your buddy:
In a program where only applicants with positive social attributes have a chance of being chosen, you won't make it.
You'd have to create your own space program for that, and I'm sure lots of people would pitch in a few bucks to help you finance it if it guarantees getting rid of you so they can continue living their lives in peace without being insulted and harassed for no fucking reason.

People like you suck humour from the world.
Have a break, have a kit kat

 

[ProtoKun7]

I've been to Mars before.

Lizard people and weird water. Not much else there.

 

[RedCoreZero]

Tight asshole?Maybe if I extended it by stretching it daily...

 

[Nathan Drake]

Nuh-uh. I refuse to end up on board with that one secret psycho murderer who faked their way through all of the personality checks and otherwise.

ON MARS, NOBODY CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM EXCEPT FOR MILLIONS OF INTERNET VIEWERS

 

[Veho]

Nuh-uh. I refuse to end up on board with that one secret psycho murderer who faked their way through all of the personality checks and otherwise.

What if all applicants are secret psycho murderers?

 

[Fat D]

Can we "volunteer" someone else? Because there are quite a few people I would like to see banished to Mars.

 

[FireGrey]

It's easy enough to bring a 40TB Database to Mars for porn.
That's about 8 Million images of porn and they can get a new Database each year!
I think that 4 Million images of porn per year is good enough don't you think?

 

[FAST6191]

What is this amateur hour nonsense? If you are on a high latency or unreliable connection what you do is have a remote machine that works with the stuff you want and then you do a massive burst transmission full of parity data and whatever else to wherever you happen to be.

Just make sure you include a few ways to remote in so if one crashes you do not have to make the phone call of shame.

 

[MegaBassBX]

I would send all of the GBATemp staff so we can run havoc on the boards !!

 

[FAST6191]

You do not have to remove the mods if you want to run the game MegaBassBX, personally I would have turned it into an original deus ex multiplayer server myself but to each their own.

 

[RedCoreZero]

LOL have fun missing out on

Call of Battlefield:WWIII *real life addition*

The trailer seemed pretty rushed,like they are asking to start a war.

 

[Psionic Roshambo]

"99% of you here can't work in a team because you have tight assholes."

Yeah I don't play for that team.... lol

 

[Maxternal]

This kinda reminds me of a short story I read back in high school. It was about a moon colony that had become the last survivors of a nuclear holocaust back on Earth. All the more reason for it to be a one-way ticket.

What if all applicants are secret psycho murderers?

Then the reality show ratings would be EVEN HIGHER.

 

[Engert]

It seems that a lot of you here have no idea what "tight asshole" means.
Please allow uncle Engert to explain.
Ahem. *fixes tie*
"Tight asshole" is a term reserved for very uptight people who are very serious, have no sense of humor, have blinders on and never see the big picture, get offended easily and usually have a sense of self-rightness. These people also called “anal” usually don’t work well in team environments and companies put them in places where they have no interaction with customers.
Me on the other hand who was born supercool and awesome never get offended.
But since the Mars project is a reality show, maybe they want some conflict in the group. Granted the show is not going to last very long but they may want a Palestinian and a Jew in the spaceship, a North Korean and a South Korean, an American and an Al-Qaida terrorist or other people/groups who love each-other. In that case I may not be the best candidate for this mission because you can’t even hurt my feelings and I don’t believe in hurting people for living their choices. The spaceship may blow up in space before it even reaches Mars, but if they are looking for people who don’t have tight assholes then the show might last for a lifetime.

 

[Pleng]

What on earth are you talking about? A tight arsehole is an arsehole who also is also selfish with money.

(edit) never mind I saw you're referring to people who *have* tight arseholes. Never heard that term before. Other than in, well...