Apple Sues Grocery Store

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  1. Rydian
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  2. chris888222

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    Okay, this is just super ridiculous.

    Plus just a few hours before their presentation.

    They should sue cold storage as well.
     
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  3. Frank Cadena

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    Way to make people associate apple with being a bully. I didn't think they'd stoop so low.
     
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  4. beta4attack

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    Awesome. Just a few more days and they will sue everyone who eats apples, sells them or puts them in anime or video games. Maybe they will sue apple trees too.
     
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  5. chris888222

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    Well, I have nothing much to say about Apple anymore. I'll just let the haters and Android fans do the talking.

    I'm actually speechless
     
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  6. mercluke

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    Will they sue woolworths limited too?
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  7. VinvinMario

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    That's why you should never take a bite of an apple(fruit). Always make sure that you cut it in half.

    That's not sarcasm, you never know people, you never know.....
     
  8. Veho

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    That's... that's just stupid :wtf:
     
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    USE RED APPLES NEXT TIME!!
     
  10. The Real Jdbye

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    Seriously?
    I don't even know what to say to this. It's just ridiculous.
     
  11. porkiewpyne

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    Not sure if I should be laughing my ass off or weeping for humanity.
     
  12. ferofax

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    What, they weren't thought of as a bully before this?
     
  13. Jamstruth

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    So... fruit is out of the running for any company logo anywhere. Or at least make sure the stalk is attached to the main body of the fruit lest you be sued by Apple.
    This is the world that we live in... *facepalm*
     
  14. Ritsuki

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    I heard they're also going to sue God for the history of the Forbidden Fruit. Way to go Apple, way to go...
     
  15. Veho

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    The store can claim the fruit in question is in fact a lime.


    [​IMG]


    ...but seriously, this is retarded. Apple is like a hyperactive guard dog, barking not only at actual tresspassers, but at everyone in sight.
     
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  16. VinvinMario

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    ^Impact of Phoenix Wright?

    Welldone sir, you are a genius!
     
  17. lokomelo

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  18. Just Another Gamer

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    Hooray more innovation from crapple. I hope the fanboys see how much of a bully and thief crapple actually are now.
     
  19. narutopet112

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    crazy apple is just crazy
     
  20. shakirmoledina

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    lol funny reminds me of the sony suing era
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