You'd think that Super Mario Bros. would be a kick ass movie, right?
Watch the damn live action Mario movie. It's awful.
Ever since 1993, there was never another Super Mario movie again.
Oh what the f***.
That company that made those little yellow pieces of shits, Illumination.
What the hell, and why the hell Nintendo?!?!?
Why do we need a new Mario movie? The last one was shit!!!
Also, Illumination?!?!
"What Is the problem with Illumination?" You may ask, and well:
What I'm trying to say Is:
They make very awful movies.
Some movies are good, (ONLY THE ONES THAT AREN'T ANIMATED!) A shit ton of them are rubbish. Trash. Garbage.
Like The Grinch, from 2018...wait! That movie doesn't even exist! Don't search It up, because It never happened!
I wish It was never even was a thought.
But some movies, like I said, were good, but when was the last time they made a good movie?
HOLD ON A DAMN MINUTE! Illumination made the first Mario movie!
So that means...
Shit.
Now, I don't think the Mario movie will be awful, also, the Mario Movie Is coming out In f***ing 2022, so, basically, It would have been 29 years since the last Super Mario Movie.
Damn.
Watch the damn live action Mario movie. It's awful.
Ever since 1993, there was never another Super Mario movie again.
Oh what the f***.
That company that made those little yellow pieces of shits, Illumination.
What the hell, and why the hell Nintendo?!?!?
Why do we need a new Mario movie? The last one was shit!!!
Also, Illumination?!?!
"What Is the problem with Illumination?" You may ask, and well:
What I'm trying to say Is:
They make very awful movies.
Some movies are good, (ONLY THE ONES THAT AREN'T ANIMATED!) A shit ton of them are rubbish. Trash. Garbage.
Like The Grinch, from 2018...wait! That movie doesn't even exist! Don't search It up, because It never happened!
I wish It was never even was a thought.
But some movies, like I said, were good, but when was the last time they made a good movie?
HOLD ON A DAMN MINUTE! Illumination made the first Mario movie!
So that means...
Shit.
Now, I don't think the Mario movie will be awful, also, the Mario Movie Is coming out In f***ing 2022, so, basically, It would have been 29 years since the last Super Mario Movie.
Damn.