[Amour] Amour Amour Amour Amour

Discussion in 'The Edge of the Forum' started by Hadrian, Apr 10, 2012.

  1. Hadrian

    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

    Former Staff
    Oct 12, 2004
    Ah Amour, this place could do with more of it.


    Oh P1ngy, how I would like to lay you down on my crusty seaman soaked bed and tend to your every whim. I would massage all that tenseness of having to deal with reports by iFish that were needlessly reported (I assume he still does that right?) out of you. Then I'll flip you over and please you like no other can.

    Then I'll become flaccid and lose interest rapidly, leaving you feeling like a used tissue tossed aside towards the bin...only to stick to the wall it hits. Then I'll go to sleep and snore loudly while you cry yourself to sleep.

  2. Black-Ice

    Black-Ice Founder of the Church of Renamon

    Oct 31, 2011
  3. p1ngpong

    p1ngpong Anti Switch Owners

    Former Staff
    Apr 18, 2008
    DS Scene
    That was one of my better birthdays too. :sad:

  4. raulpica

    raulpica With your drill, thrust to the sky!

    Former Staff
    Oct 23, 2007
    PowerLevel: 9001
    Nope, he doesn't do that anymore.

    Eww, a bed soaked with crusty seamen
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  5. mthrnite

    mthrnite So it goes.

    Former Staff
    Jun 30, 2006
    United States
    th' south
    2 people like this.
  6. Hadrian

    Hadrian Better than Craigslist

    Former Staff
    Oct 12, 2004
    Krusty Seaman?

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  7. B-Blue

    B-Blue slut

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    Sep 18, 2006
    I feel so dirty just reading this...

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