[Amour] Amour Amour Amour Amour

[Hadrian]

Ah Amour, this place could do with more of it.

Oh P1ngy, how I would like to lay you down on my crusty seaman soaked bed and tend to your every whim. I would massage all that tenseness of having to deal with reports by iFish that were needlessly reported (I assume he still does that right?) out of you. Then I'll flip you over and please you like no other can.

Then I'll become flaccid and lose interest rapidly, leaving you feeling like a used tissue tossed aside towards the bin...only to stick to the wall it hits. Then I'll go to sleep and snore loudly while you cry yourself to sleep.

XXXXXXX

 

[Black-Ice]

 

[p1ngpong]

Then I'll become flaccid and lose interest rapidly, leaving you feeling like a used tissue tossed aside towards the bin...only to stick to the wall it hits. Then I'll go to sleep and snore loudly while you cry yourself to sleep.

XXXXXXX

That was one of my better birthdays too.

 

[raulpica]

reports by iFish that were needlessly reported (I assume he still does that right?) out of you.

Nope, he doesn't do that anymore.

down on my crusty seaman soaked bed

Eww, a bed soaked with crusty seamen

 

[mthrnite]

 

[Hadrian]

Krusty Seaman?

 

[B-Blue]

I feel so dirty just reading this...