american thread

[Sausage Head]

english sucks. why would americans speak english? its not like they come from england or something

so in this thread we will speak american.

american vocabulary
american grammar
american spelling
american punctuation

 

[AlanJohn]

no

 

[Paarish]

no

 

[cosmiccow]

nope

fixd'ded

 

[Shinigami357]

Naw.

 

[Sausage Head]

no, fuk of terorist

 

[AlanJohn]

BIN LADEN DED WHOOOOHOOOO YEAH PARTY TAIME YEAH!
JUSTDIS HAS BIN DONE!!
YEAH!!

 

[cwstjdenobs]

I thought everything permitted in British English was also "technically still correct but we don't really do things that way" in American English and vice versa.

 

[Sausage Head]

BIN LADEN DED WHOOOOHOOOO YEAH PARTY TAIME YEAH!
JUSTDIS HAS BIN DONE!!
YEAH!!

its cost 9000 soldats 2 kil 1 terorsist
?//?/
profi't !!

 

[The Catboy]

America, fuk yah!

 

[cosmiccow]

BIN LADEN DED WHOOOOHOOOO YEAH PARTY TAIME YEAH!
JUSTDIS HAS BIN DONE!!
YEAH!!

its cost 9000 soldats 2 kil 1 terorsist
?//?/
profi't !!

yep, it's a big profit for the industry, weapon manufacturers, middle men.. all sponsored by tax money! yay!

 

[SinHarvest24]

what d'fuck is American anyway?

 

[Paarish]

God bless america! and her horrible attempt at english

 

[Lucifer666]

I'm moving to a British and have to practice using the letter S instead of C in words like "practice".

 

[Sausage Head]

dat muct sux ball's yo

 

[Sterling]

I don't appreciate my vocabulary and accent being ridiculed by y'all. Colors, Colours. It all the same when my fist makes your eyes black and blue.

 

[Sausage Head]

what you sayin'? speak americ'n or get oot!

 

[cwstjdenobs]

I'm moving to a British school which really sucks because I have to practice using the letter S instead of C in words like "practice".

And remember centre, calibre, theatre...

 

[Lucifer666]

And remember centre, calibre, theatre...

Labour, colour, organise.
And the thing is all the books and games I play are American.

 

[Sterling]

what you sayin'? speak americ'n or get oot!

Europeans must have a really lopsided view/hearing of American English. Because I can guarantee that is not how we speak. That sounds more Russian to me, or Scottish.