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[title:Massive Twilight Princess spoilers ahead]How on earth can any of you even compare OoT's story to Twilight Princess'?

Twilight Princess: In Twilight Princess you start out as a teenager (in most Zeldas you typically start as a child), and you start your adventure looking for someone who isn't the princess; but is instead a close personal friend. In your travels you discover an Imp-like creature who then assists you as you learn to master your newfound wolf transformation abilities. In your search for your friend you have to find Zelda in passing (IE she's not the central damsel in distress). When you finally do find her... SHE DIES (or so you think at the time). From here you find that you're charged with a new destiny; save the kingdom from a lunatic enemy who isn't Ganon.

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[title:Massive Twilight Princess spoilers ahead]How on earth can any of you even compare OoT's story to Twilight Princess'?

Twilight Princess: In Twilight Princess you start out as a teenager (in most Zeldas you typically start as a child), and you start your adventure looking for someone who isn't the princess; but is instead a close personal friend. In your travels you discover an Imp-like creature who then assists you as you learn to master your newfound wolf transformation abilities. In your search for your friend you have to find Zelda in passing (IE she's not the central damsel in distress). When you finally do find her... SHE DIES (or so you think at the time). From here you find that you're charged with a new destiny; save the kingdom from a lunatic enemy who isn't Ganon.

Read bold only.

Linki has AIDS.

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