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The first teaser for the upcoming Minecraft movie, creatively titled A Minecraft Movie has released.

Starring Jack Black as Steve and an expanded cast that includes Emma Myers, Danielle Brooks and Sebastian Eugene Hansen, A Minecraft Movie is slated for release April 4 2025 and is being directed by Jared Hess of Nacho Libre and Napoleon Dynamite fame. The plot revolves around four misfits who are pulled into Minecraft's Overworld where they must learn to survive and protect it from dangers to eventually return home.

Welcome to the world of Minecraft, where creativity doesn't just help you craft, it's essential to one's survival! Four misfits—Garrett "The Garbage Man" Garrison (Momoa), Henry (Hansen), Natalie (Myers) and Dawn (Brooks)—find themselves struggling with ordinary problems when they are suddenly pulled through a mysterious portal into the Overworld: a bizarre, cubic wonderland that thrives on imagination. To get back home, they'll have to master this world (and protect it from evil things like Piglins and Zombies, too) while embarking on a magical quest with an unexpected, expert crafter, Steve (Black). Together, their adventure will challenge all five to be bold and to reconnect with the qualities that make each of them uniquely creative…the very skills they need to thrive back in the real world.

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[Deleted member 671727]

I am generally in for movies based on games. But this will be a complete trainwreck. Jack Black? For real? No actor is more boring than him.. Oh maybe the rock. Hard to decide here.
But its not only him, its minecraft. Minecraft is good but lacks in long term motivation for me. Its because of the non existent story. And what will you make out of a game with no story? For minecraft the game, it works, but a movie without a good story is worthless. And if you have no story to tell and no good actors... Yeah it will be a mess.
So im not looking forward, i will skip this one even if have a good story, because of jack Black.

 

[Cranesbill]

how does one actally adapt a sandbox game to movie witch usually goes to point a to point b

It’s not a sandbox game, but it’s the closest thing I can think of right now. The Lego Movie

 

[DexterYeen]

It’s not a sandbox game, but it’s the closest thing I can think of right now. The Lego Movie

true, but if they did something like the Lego movie with minecraft itd be like minecraft story mode lmao

 

[Cranesbill]

true, but if they did something like the Lego movie with minecraft itd be like minecraft story mode lmao

And the fact we’re all apologizing to that game is just

 

[Missing Number]

i feel if i were to be a moviestar, i'd be jackblack. he always picks these fun roles where he gets to flex his goofoffery muscle.

regardless how its received, i'll be able to watch it knowing full well that this man had a blast doing what he does best.

momoa too, man had fun with aquaman and fast n furious. it shows in his work.

 

[DexterYeen]

And the fact we’re all apologizing to that game is just

i mean, Minecraft story mode was actually really cool when it came out

 

[Cranesbill]

i mean, Minecraft story mode was actually really cool when it came out

In was trashed talked when it came out from what I remembered, it was during the game’s downfall era

 

[Bunjolio]

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The first teaser for the upcoming Minecraft movie, creatively titled A Minecraft Movie has released.

Starring Jack Black as Steve and an expanded cast that includes Emma Myers, Danielle Brooks and Sebastian Eugene Hansen, A Minecraft Movie is slated for release April 4 2025 and is being directed by Jared Hess of Nacho Libre and Napoleon Dynamite fame. The plot revolves around four misfits who are pulled into Minecraft's Overworld where they must learn to survive and protect it from dangers to eventually return home.



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I... AM STEVE🗣

 

[Pupsgo]

It looks so off, that I can't even explain it, it looks bad

 

[BraveDragonWolf]

...Dude in the pink already makin' me uncomfortable...

I also thought this was gonna have actual Minecraft characters.
Wasn't expecting live actors.

 

[Silterpy]

Why?

If they really wanted to make a Minecraft movie, they should have just made a fully animated Minecraft Stories movie and not whatever that is with Jason Momoa cosplaying Dora the Explorer.

 

[The Real Jdbye]

I thought it was gonna be animated but there are real humans. It doesn't even look like Minecraft and the humans look so out of place in the CGI world.
Sheep look cursed AF, I like the llama though.
That being said, it has Jack Black so I will give it a chance.

 

[digipimp75]

Jack Black = immediate pass for me

 

[Jayro]

I love the actors they chose, but Jack is a bit... pudgy... and should have shaved that beard.

Oh my god this is gonna be another fucking Borderlands movie

I watched that yesterday, and I don't understand why it bombed. It was surprisingly good, despite the toned down violence and gore for PG-13.

 

[SylverReZ]

Soon to be 10M visits. and 437K dislikes

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Now you see it? We need the puke reaction soon

Update: 783K dislikes compared to 486K likes.

 

[Xdqwerty]

Looks ugly

 

[Bladexdsl]

whats fucking next fortnite? I can see it now: a bunch of friends are sucked into a video game and have to spend so much on micro transactions before the door appears to let them out!

 

[impeeza]

whats fucking next fortnite? I can see it now: a bunch of friends are sucked into a video game and have to spend so much on micro transactions before the door appears to let them out!

 

[Purple_Shyguy]

Stop Hollywood just stop.

 

[Tofu_mommy]

Behold, the most expensive shitpost. Whoever came up with the idea of going for that pre-revision sonic movie look, I commend you. Jablinsky being in there proves that there were a bunch of middle aged entertainment industry execs in the room, and they approved this idea somehow.

May Microsoft take a major financial hit over this, even if they end up delaying this flop and at least not make it look disgusting.