Tempmas 2012 Week 3: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

Valwin · Dec 18, 2012

i am not entering i just took some already made up story and made it up temp related for fun

The Vita that stole games

Every boy Down in Gbatemp Liked Games a lot...
But the Vita ,Who lived just north of gbatemp, Did NOT!
The Vita hated Games! The whole Gaming season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his Memory was too expensive.
It could be, perhaps, that his Batery were too short.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that it have no games.
Whatever the reason, His memory or his batery,
He stood there on Tempmas Eve, hating the Gamers,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown,
At the warm lighted windows below in their Site.
For he knew every gamer down in gbatemp beneath,
Was busy now, Playing 3DS.
"And they're gaming their 3ds!" he snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow is Tempmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Oled screen nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Tempmas from coming!"
For Tomorrow, he knew, all the gaming girls and boys,
Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their 3DS!
And then! Oh, the games! Oh, the games!
games! games! games!
That's one thing he hated! The games!
Games! Games! Games!
Then the Gamers, young and old, would sit down to a play.
And they'd play! And they'd play! And they'd play!
play! play! play!
They would play Kid icarus, and Mk7.
Which was something the Vita couldn't stand in the least!
And THEN They'd do something He liked least of all!
Every gamers down in gbatemp, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with tempmas hipster music ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the gamers would start singing!
They'd sing! And they'd sing! And they'd SING!
SING! SING! SING!
And the more the Vita thought of this Tempmas,
The more the Vita thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"Why, for 1 1/2 years I've put up with it now!"
"I MUST stop this Tempmas from coming! But HOW?"
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
THE VITA GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" The Vita laughed in his Oled.
And he made a quick reggi mask and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Vita trick!"
"With this coat and this mask, I look just like reggi!"
"All I need is a kart game ..." The Vita looked around.
But, since karts game are scarce in the vita , there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Vita? No! The Vita simply said,
"If I can't find a kart game, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his dog, Sackboy. Then he ripoof some Mariokart,
And he put some cheap levels .
THEN He loaded some bags And some old empty sacks,
On a ramshackle kart
Then the Vita said, "Powerup!" And the kart started down,
Toward the homes where the tempers Lay asnooze in their site.
All their forums were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the tempers were all dreaming sweet dreams without care.
When he came to the first little house on the square.
"This is stop number one," the old vita hissed,
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.
But, if Reggi could do it, then my body was ready.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue.
Where the little tempers virtual console games all hung in a row.
"These games," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every game!
Mk7 ! And kidicarus! paper mario! Resident evil !
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Vita, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!
Then he slunk to the gamebox. He took the tempers' games!
He took the RPGS! He took racing games!
He cleaned out that gamebox as quick as a flash.
Why, that Vita even took their Ds games !
Then he stuffed all the games up the chimney with glee.
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small temper!
Little Vulpes, who was not more than two.
The vita had been caught by this lame MOD,
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of redbull.
He stared at the vita and said, "Reggi, why,”
"Why are you taking our Games? WHY?"
But, you know, that old Vita was so smart and so slick,
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's a bugs in this games ."
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear."
"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
And his fib fooled the Mod. Then he patted his head,
And he got him a redbull and he sent him to bed.
And when Vulpes Who went to bed with his redbull,
HE went to the chimney and stuffed the fames up!
Then he went up the chimney, himself, the old liar.
On their walls he left nothing but emty cases and some wire.
Then He did the same thing To the other Whos' houses
It was quarter past dawn... All the tempers, still a-bed,
All the temppers, still asnooze When he packed up his Kart,
Packed it up with their games! The racing games! The rpgs!
The Figters! And the Sims!
Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mt. Sony,
He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!
"PoohPooh to the tempers!" he was grinchishly humming.
"They're finding out now that no Tempmas is coming!"
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!"
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two,
Then the Tempers down in gbatemp will all cry BooHoo!"
"That's a noise," grinned the Vita, "That I simply MUST hear!"
So he press paused button . And the Vita put his stick to his Mic.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow.
But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY!
He stared down at gbatemp! The vita popped his speakers!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every temper down in gbatemp, the tall and the small,
Was playing! Built in games
He HADN'T stopped Tempmas from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And the Vita, with his grinch-Oled ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?"
"It came with out Rpg! It came without racing games!"
"It came without Figters,
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Vita thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Tempmas," he thought, "doesn't come from HD graphics."
"Maybe Tempmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
And what happened then? Well...in gbatemp they say,
That the Vita's small games library Grew 1 game that day!
And the minute his library didn't feel quite so No games
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light,
And he brought back the games!
And he, HE HIMSELF! The Vita Play some Mk7.

Smash Br0 · Dec 18, 2012

Hey TwinRetro, did you read my message about the last contest?

Good luck to everyone who enters this one. I'll be sitting it out. (couldn't write a good story even if my life depended on it...)

Vulpes Abnocto · Dec 18, 2012

Valwin said:
i am not entering i just took some already made up story and made it up temp related for fun

Every boy Down in Gbatemp Liked Games a lot...
But the Vita ,Who lived just north of gbatemp, Did NOT!
The Vita hated Games! The whole Gaming season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his Memory was too expensive.
It could be, perhaps, that his Batery were too short.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that it have no games.
Whatever the reason, His memory or his batery,
He stood there on Tempmas Eve, hating the Gamers,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown,
At the warm lighted windows below in their Site.
For he knew every gamer down in gbatemp beneath,
Was busy now, Playing 3DS.
"And they're gaming their 3ds!" he snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow is Tempmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Oled screen nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Tempmas from coming!"
For Tomorrow, he knew, all the gaming girls and boys,
Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their 3DS!
And then! Oh, the games! Oh, the games!
games! games! games!
That's one thing he hated! The games!
Games! Games! Games!
Then the Gamers, young and old, would sit down to a play.
And they'd play! And they'd play! And they'd play!
play! play! play!
They would play Kid icarus, and Mk7.
Which was something the Vita couldn't stand in the least!
And THEN They'd do something He liked least of all!
Every gamers down in gbatemp, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with tempmas hipster music ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the gamers would start singing!
They'd sing! And they'd sing! And they'd SING!
SING! SING! SING!
And the more the Vita thought of this Tempmas,
The more the Vita thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"Why, for 1 1/2 years I've put up with it now!"
"I MUST stop this Tempmas from coming! But HOW?"
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
THE VITA GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" The Vita laughed in his Oled.
And he made a quick reggi mask and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Vita trick!"
"With this coat and this mask, I look just like reggi!"
"All I need is a kart game ..." The Vita looked around.
But, since karts game are scarce in the vita , there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Vita? No! The Vita simply said,
"If I can't find a kart game, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his dog, Sackboy. Then he ripoof some Mariokart,
And he put some cheap levels .
THEN He loaded some bags And some old empty sacks,
On a ramshackle kart
Then the Vita said, "Powerup!" And the kart started down,
Toward the homes where the tempers Lay asnooze in their site.
All their forums were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the tempers were all dreaming sweet dreams without care.
When he came to the first little house on the square.
"This is stop number one," the old vita hissed,
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.
But, if Reggi could do it, then my body was ready.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue.
Where the little tempers virtual console games all hung in a row.
"These games," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every game!
Mk7 ! And kidicarus! paper mario! Resident evil !
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Vita, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!
Then he slunk to the gamebox. He took the tempers' games!
He took the RPGS! He took racing games!
He cleaned out that gamebox as quick as a flash.
Why, that Vita even took their Ds games !
Then he stuffed all the games up the chimney with glee.
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small temper!
Little Vulpes, who was not more than two.
The vita had been caught by this lame MOD,
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of redbull.
He stared at the vita and said, "Reggi, why,”
"Why are you taking our Games? WHY?"
But, you know, that old Vita was so smart and so slick,
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's a bugs in this games ."
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear."
"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
And his fib fooled the Mod. Then he patted his head,
And he got him a redbull and he sent him to bed.
And when Vulpes Who went to bed with his redbull,
HE went to the chimney and stuffed the fames up!
Then he went up the chimney, himself, the old liar.
On their walls he left nothing but emty cases and some wire.
Then He did the same thing To the other Whos' houses
It was quarter past dawn... All the tempers, still a-bed,
All the temppers, still asnooze When he packed up his Kart,
Packed it up with their games! The racing games! The rpgs!
The Figters! And the Sims!
Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mt. Sony,
He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!
"PoohPooh to the tempers!" he was grinchishly humming.
"They're finding out now that no Tempmas is coming!"
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!"
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two,
Then the Tempers down in gbatemp will all cry BooHoo!"
"That's a noise," grinned the Vita, "That I simply MUST hear!"
So he press paused button . And the Vita put his stick to his Mic.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow.
But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY!
He stared down at gbatemp! The vita popped his speakers!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every temper down in gbatemp, the tall and the small,
Was playing! Built in games
He HADN'T stopped Tempmas from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And the Vita, with his grinch-Oled ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?"
"It came with out Rpg! It came without racing games!"
"It came without Figters,
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Vita thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Tempmas," he thought, "doesn't come from HD graphics."
"Maybe Tempmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
And what happened then? Well...in gbatemp they say,
That the Vita's small games library Grew 1 game that day!
And the minute his library didn't feel quite so No games
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light,
And he brought back the games!
And he, HE HIMSELF! The Vita Play some Mk7.

I'm supposed to be the fucking Grinch, asshat

Devin · Dec 18, 2012

My rewrite took a good 30 minutes. One of you bastards better read it, and then like it.

Valwin · Dec 18, 2012

Vulpes Abnocto said:
I'm supposed to be the fucking Grinch, asshat

youre Little Vulpes in my heart

gifi4 · Dec 18, 2012

I have a question: If I happen to win first place(Unlikely), would I be able to switch the first place with the second place runner up (Assuming they agreed)?

Vulpes Abnocto · Dec 18, 2012

Valwin said:
youre Little Vulpes in my heart

Heart.
Ha.
HA!
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!1

RodrigoDavy · Dec 18, 2012

I managed to write a story. It's really short and interesting, please do read.

Once there was a boy who loved video games, he was participating in a contest to make a game themed christma's story, the price was a Nintendo DS. He realized he couldn't win the contest. Then he visited Kratos... Kratos killed the boy. Later Link appeared and killed Kratos. Then somehow Rydian's penis got stuck in a Christma's tree. The end!

EDIT: It's not a real entry to the competition

gifi4 · Dec 18, 2012

My entry. Hopefully it's not too long, it's 517 words, I tried to finish it a little quicker.

I began to hear yelling and screaming, I was so immersed in playing Ocarina of Time on my 3DS that my parents got me only days earlier that I didn’t care what was happening. My 3DS suddenly went flying across the room and smashed into tiny little pieces. My mother had ripped it out of my hand. She stated, with a firm tone, that “You are NEVER to play games again!”. I erupted into tears, wondering what I had done. I began to look at my mother; through my teary eyes I could barely make out the figure that was supposedly my mother. Wiping my tears off, I began recognizing that the figure was not my mother but was actually Ganondorf. But, that couldn’t be right, Ganondorf is a game character not a real person. What the hell was going on?

I stopped to think, and had the strangest idea that if Ganondorf was real, that would mean Link was real. I ran towards the mirror in my bedroom. Gasping for breath, I noticed it… I was Link?! Child Link to be specific. What the hell was going on? “LIIIINNNNKKKK!!!!! HEEELLLLPPPPP!!!! ” Zelda, that had to be Zelda. Was it my responsibility to save her? I repeatedly asked myself questions whilst running towards the sound of Zelda’s voice. My mother was standing there, only she still wasn’t my mother. My ‘mother’ ran out the front door of our house whilst carrying Zelda. I freaked, and ran after them.

I felt dizzy the moment I left that house. I wasn’t in my peaceful neighbourhood. I was in Hyrule. A snowy Hyrule. I saw Ganon and Zelda ride off into the distance and noticed something odd. They were wearing Christmas clothes. When the hell did that happen?! They were normal beforehand. I started to hear something “Hey listen! Hey listen!” I couldn’t see anyone and figured perhaps as I was going crazy, I mean, it explained all of this, right? I saw a blue dot with wings in my face. I remembered this from the game. “What is it Navi?” The blue dot apparently wasn’t Navi, it/she/ the weird blue dot was the daughter of Navi and Nevi, and her name was Neighvy. Neighvy said that we better get the Master Sword from the Temple of Time and go Back to the Future(Supposedly it was a pun, though I didn’t understand it. Why a fairy would be making puns, I don’t know.). We got the sword, I became older, I hadn’t expected it to really happen. Surely this was all just a dream. Suddenly, I had a katana in my hand and began slicing Ganondorf. At a certain point, he became what I’d call a Walking Dead man. He was about to collapse when Zelda grabbed my sword and slashed Ganondorf and finished him off. Pfft! Not even a scratch on me. Ganondorf was truly weak. Zelda and I flew off into the sky on our sleigh with our magical reindeers (To this day, I still don’t know how we even got that sleigh.)

To probably not be continued

Gahars · Dec 18, 2012

I don't know if this will count. I probably should've asked first, but whatever, I went ahead and wrote it like a champ.

A Good Fight

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house,
Nothing living was stirring, not even a mouse,
But flesh-craving walkers and geeks were on the prowl.
They shambled and moaned, carrying a stench most foul.

"Lee, they're coming!" The little girl squealed with great fright,
For fear and suspicion had usurped cheer and delight.
She trembled and shook and clutched her old, blood-stained hat,
As she huddled in the closet, blind as a bat.

Her guardian looked down, with a frown on his face,
And said, "Don't worry, Clem, we'll get out of this place."
But he knew that was just a lie, their hopes were dim,
And he knew their fates would be quite bloody and grim.

Lee checked his ammunition, and saw it was low,
While the stream of geeks left them with nowhere to go.
"Alright, I'll admit it, we are trapped here, it's true,"
He uttered at last. "But don't cry, I'll stay with you."

And at that very moment, when all hope seemed lost,
A strange voice rang out, "I'll save you, and scratch the cost!"
The front door burst open, revealing their new guest,
A gruff photographer by the name of Frank West.

Without another word he leaped into the crowd,
With supplexes and dropkicks that dazzled and wow'd.
He sliced and diced up the shambling horde real quick,
And all in a skirt that barely covered his dick.

But don't go thinking that Lee and Clem just sat back,
For their hearts were hardened, and they joined the attack.
All three worked together, combining their great might,
To lay down righteous beatings on this holy night.

They battled on, but their enemies did not slow,
For the onslaught of walkers continued to grow.
Soon the fighters were surrounded, tired, and weak,
Without a paddle and, as some say, up shit's creek.

But just then, reinforcements arrived, like before,
As geeks were distracted by a deafening roar.
It came from the engine of a tricked out humvee,
"Who do you voodoo, bitch!" cried out jolly Sam B.

He crashed through the wall, right into the undead mass,
And jumped out of his car, wielding knuckles of brass.
Right through the fresh hole in the wall more help poured in,
The tide had turned, and it became their day to win.

"Now Francis! Now Zoey! Now Louis and old Bill!
On Coach! On Nick! There's Rochelle and Ellis still!"
They blasted and bashed, throwing pipe bombs and bile,
As Clem, Frank, and Lee rumbled all the while.

The battle wore on, with blood, sweat, and tears all shed,
But finally they bested the horde of undead.
At last there was nothing left of the walker threat,
Thanks to an ass-kicking we could never forget.

The group celebrated with a grand Christmas meal,
As they partied and boasted and took time to heal.
Lee and Clementine had found some comfort at last,
And could forever escape their horrific past.

The pair snuck outside to admire the fresh snow,
And the beauty of night in its starry glow.
Clem's eyes brightened, and she yelled with new-found delight,
"Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good fight!"

PolloDiablo · Dec 18, 2012

Valwin said:
i am not entering i just took some already made up story and made it up temp related for fun

Every boy Down in Gbatemp Liked Games a lot...
But the Vita ,Who lived just north of gbatemp, Did NOT!
The Vita hated Games! The whole Gaming season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his Memory was too expensive.
It could be, perhaps, that his Batery were too short.
But I think that the most likely reason of all,
May have been that it have no games.
Whatever the reason, His memory or his batery,
He stood there on Tempmas Eve, hating the Gamers,
Staring down from his cave with a sour, Grinchy frown,
At the warm lighted windows below in their Site.
For he knew every gamer down in gbatemp beneath,
Was busy now, Playing 3DS.
"And they're gaming their 3ds!" he snarled with a sneer,
"Tomorrow is Tempmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his Oled screen nervously drumming,
"I MUST find some way to stop Tempmas from coming!"
For Tomorrow, he knew, all the gaming girls and boys,
Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their 3DS!
And then! Oh, the games! Oh, the games!
games! games! games!
That's one thing he hated! The games!
Games! Games! Games!
Then the Gamers, young and old, would sit down to a play.
And they'd play! And they'd play! And they'd play!
play! play! play!
They would play Kid icarus, and Mk7.
Which was something the Vita couldn't stand in the least!
And THEN They'd do something He liked least of all!
Every gamers down in gbatemp, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with tempmas hipster music ringing.
They'd stand hand-in-hand. And the gamers would start singing!
They'd sing! And they'd sing! And they'd SING!
SING! SING! SING!
And the more the Vita thought of this Tempmas,
The more the Vita thought, "I must stop this whole thing!"
"Why, for 1 1/2 years I've put up with it now!"
"I MUST stop this Tempmas from coming! But HOW?"
Then he got an idea! An awful idea!
THE VITA GOT A WONDERFUL, AWFUL IDEA!
"I know just what to do!" The Vita laughed in his Oled.
And he made a quick reggi mask and a coat.
And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Vita trick!"
"With this coat and this mask, I look just like reggi!"
"All I need is a kart game ..." The Vita looked around.
But, since karts game are scarce in the vita , there was none to be found.
Did that stop the old Vita? No! The Vita simply said,
"If I can't find a kart game, I'll make one instead!"
So he called his dog, Sackboy. Then he ripoof some Mariokart,
And he put some cheap levels .
THEN He loaded some bags And some old empty sacks,
On a ramshackle kart
Then the Vita said, "Powerup!" And the kart started down,
Toward the homes where the tempers Lay asnooze in their site.
All their forums were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the tempers were all dreaming sweet dreams without care.
When he came to the first little house on the square.
"This is stop number one," the old vita hissed,
And he climbed to the roof, empty bags in his fist.
Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.
But, if Reggi could do it, then my body was ready.
He got stuck only once, for a moment or two.
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue.
Where the little tempers virtual console games all hung in a row.
"These games," he grinned, "are the first things to go!"
Then he slithered and slunk, with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room, and he took every game!
Mk7 ! And kidicarus! paper mario! Resident evil !
And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Vita, very nimbly,
Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney!
Then he slunk to the gamebox. He took the tempers' games!
He took the RPGS! He took racing games!
He cleaned out that gamebox as quick as a flash.
Why, that Vita even took their Ds games !
Then he stuffed all the games up the chimney with glee.
When he heard a small sound like the coo of a dove.
He turned around fast, and he saw a small temper!
Little Vulpes, who was not more than two.
The vita had been caught by this lame MOD,
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of redbull.
He stared at the vita and said, "Reggi, why,”
"Why are you taking our Games? WHY?"
But, you know, that old Vita was so smart and so slick,
He thought up a lie, and he thought it up quick!
"Why, my sweet little tot," the fake Santy Claus lied,
"There's a bugs in this games ."
"So I'm taking it home to my workshop, my dear."
"I'll fix it up there. Then I'll bring it back here."
And his fib fooled the Mod. Then he patted his head,
And he got him a redbull and he sent him to bed.
And when Vulpes Who went to bed with his redbull,
HE went to the chimney and stuffed the fames up!
Then he went up the chimney, himself, the old liar.
On their walls he left nothing but emty cases and some wire.
Then He did the same thing To the other Whos' houses
It was quarter past dawn... All the tempers, still a-bed,
All the temppers, still asnooze When he packed up his Kart,
Packed it up with their games! The racing games! The rpgs!
The Figters! And the Sims!
Three thousand feet up! Up the side of Mt. Sony,
He rode with his load to the tiptop to dump it!
"PoohPooh to the tempers!" he was grinchishly humming.
"They're finding out now that no Tempmas is coming!"
"They're just waking up! I know just what they'll do!"
"Their mouths will hang open a minute or two,
Then the Tempers down in gbatemp will all cry BooHoo!"
"That's a noise," grinned the Vita, "That I simply MUST hear!"
So he press paused button . And the Vita put his stick to his Mic.
And he did hear a sound rising over the snow.
It started in low. Then it started to grow.
But the sound wasn't sad! Why, this sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so! But it WAS merry! VERY!
He stared down at gbatemp! The vita popped his speakers!
Then he shook! What he saw was a shocking surprise!
Every temper down in gbatemp, the tall and the small,
Was playing! Built in games
He HADN'T stopped Tempmas from coming! IT CAME!
Somehow or other, it came just the same!
And the Vita, with his grinch-Oled ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?"
"It came with out Rpg! It came without racing games!"
"It came without Figters,
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Vita thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Tempmas," he thought, "doesn't come from HD graphics."
"Maybe Tempmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"
And what happened then? Well...in gbatemp they say,
That the Vita's small games library Grew 1 game that day!
And the minute his library didn't feel quite so No games
He whizzed with his load through the bright morning light,
And he brought back the games!
And he, HE HIMSELF! The Vita Play some Mk7.

you already won Valwin, but twinretro changed the prize
here is a vita for you

EthanObi · Dec 18, 2012

The greatest gift of all.

Prologue:

*At the poke-mart Snowpoint city*,

a Trainer named Lucas and his charmander are out buying some firewood, When suddenly The merchant says "Better hurry and find shelter Lucas! I can feel it, a Blizzard is Stirring up!" Lucas quickly takes the firewood, and runs to the Pokemon center, only to realize his charmander was nowhere to be found, He searches and searches all around, To no avail, His charmander, was lost in the hail.

Part 1.
Rivals Gary and Ash were two rivaling Pokemon trainers from pallet town, always battling, and competing to see who was the better trainer.
One day...
*On route 217 in the Sinnoh region*

Gary and Ash were Battling it out, when suddenly they spotted a group of fire type Pokemon running into the forest frantically, so they followed, and the Pokemon all stopped and aimed their fire attacks in a circle around one spot, what they found, was a shock to both Ash and Gary, a Charmander, Encased in ice!

Part 2.

"A charmander...Encased in ice?!" Said professor oak, when the two rivals contacted professor oak from the Snowpoint city Pokemon center.

"Yeah! We found it during the last blizzard here! Once it's thawed out and fully healed, we will look around for it's trainer!" Said Gary.

And So, 5 Days passed, and everyone in town had been questioned, Nobody knew of the charmander, or it's trainer, and, the rivals didn't leave Snowpoint city for a month and a half.

On the 24th of December, as the rivals prepared to leave, suddenly a excited "Char!! charmander char!!!" came from the charmander, The two rivals turned, only to see a young girl, she introduced herself as Dawn.

Final part.

Dawn explained she was the rival of Lucas, and told us how the charmander was his, but it got lost in the rush to prepare for a blizzard.
The next day, on the 25th of December, Lucas showed up at the Pokemon center in Snowpoint city, and met with Gary, Ash, and dawn, He asked where his charmander is. he said "Charmander! It's a miracle!" With tears flowing down from his eyes, Lucas said "Thank you! if there is anything I can do to repay you, Just name it!"
Ash and Gary agreed and said "Seeing you Reunited with your charmander is the greatest gift of all"

Okay, there my entry is^ This time I'm hoping to win RUNNER UP, So IF i get first, I'll probably end up asking to have the refurb console switched out for a DStwo or something, because I RRRREEEEEAALLLLYYYYY Need a DSTwo.

Sicklyboy · Dec 18, 2012

He didn't know how he got there. Hell, he didn't even know where he was or where he came from. No grasp on what day it is, what month or year, nothing. Just that he was awake.

All Steve really knew was that he, wearing nothing but a tshirt and jeans, and his wolf Shine, happy as a peach, were standing on some nondescript landmass. The winter biome stretched as far as you could see in all directions. It was snowing, and the sun was setting. Steve didn't know what it was, but he had a gut feeling that once the sun went down, something evil force would appear.

"Alright, Shine, I don't know what's going on... but I think we'd better pack in for the night."

Steve did what any lone wanderer would in his situation. Set out and punched a few trees to harvest some wood. He realized, as he always does, that the physics of punching trees to cut them down doesn't make much sense... he never was too good with physics though, so he wrote it off as yet another unexplained mystery of the world.

He's lucky that his father, Steve Sr, was a craftsman. Were it not for him, Steve would be lost right now. But remembering his time with his father as a child, he proceeded to make a crafting table and made an axe. A few more trees, coming down much easier now, provided him the necessary supplies to make a pickaxe, shovel, and a sword. Stowing them in his backpack, he uses the a bit of his leftover wood to make some sticks, just in case he can find some coal. He breaks down his crafting table and sets out to the hill to the north, digging a small channel into the side and calling it a night. Blocking off his entrance except for one block so he could see when it was daylight, he sits down and falls asleep.

The following day, bright and early, he lets himself out of his little hole and gathers some more wood. The snow was still falling, but it never made him any colder. After he saw some chickens sitting by a small puddle, he realized he was starving and was becoming weaker as a result. He slew only what he needed to, gathered their meat, and set out to find some coal and flint.

After wandering for what seemed like hours, trying to find a good mountain side to mine into, Shine happily trotting by his side, Steve saw a small hole in the ground. Feeling drawn to it, he wandered down into the hole.

"I can't be the only person in this land. There's lit torches all over the place... almost like they're lighting up a path further down into this cavern. I know I shouldn't follow it without being better equipped, but... there's just something about it drawing me in."

So Steve, sheltered from the cold, wintry snow, and Shine, shaking the coat of snow off of him, followed the trail as far as they could before they got too tired to carry on. Just when they thought they would have to turn back, they found a small closed off room with a bed and a chest in it. The chest contained plenty of cooked pork! So Steve and Shine chowed down and took a nice, long nap, well fed and worn out. Waking a few hours later, they continued their journey further into the endless depths of the earthy path.

Shine's ears perked. "What's-a matter, boy?" Giving a few small yips, Shine runs forward down the path. Steve follows behind, and is amazed at what lays before him. The biggest tree in the world, bigger than one could possibly imagine, growing underground in a humongous hollowed out cavern. Topped with a glowstone block and glowstone dust sprinkled on every branch, the tree alone lit up the entire room. Beneath the tree lay as much cake, chocolate chip cookies and milk as one could possibly desire, with weapons, armor, tools, and precious jewels and metals, mixed in with it. Shine ran over and grabbed one of the many bones sitting there and began gnawing on it, rolling around and having a grand time.

"Shine, I don't know what time of year it is, but I almost feel like it's Christmas. Even if it's not... it's as good a Christmas as I could ever ask for."

Shine had laid down, but his ears perked up again. Looking into the corner, he saw a bearded man with a red suit walking away. He looked at Shine with his pure white eyes before fading into the shadows. Shine went back to contently playing with the bone he picked up. "Maybe it is Christmas after all" he thought. "Maybe that was the Santabrine that master Steve always talks about when it gets to be this time of year".

DeShelly · Dec 18, 2012

hmm....AWESOME!! i thinking now one cristmas story...

DinohScene · Dec 19, 2012

Devin said:
THE GANONDORF WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS

Every Hylian
Down in Hyrule
Liked Linkmas a lot.

But Ganondorf,
Who lived just North of Hyrule
Did NOT.

Ganondorf hated Linkmas! The whole Linkmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. Not even Navi knows the reason.
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right.
Or it could be that his steel boots were too tight.
But I think the most likely reason of all.
May have been that his heart container was just two sizes too small.

But,
Whatever the reason,
His heart containers or his steel boots,
He stood there on Linkmas Eve, hating the Hylians,
Staring down from his Castle with a sour, Ganondorf frown.
At the conviently placed vases in their town.
For he knew every Hylian down in Hyrule below
Was busy now, honoring their Hero.

"And they are hanging their bottles!" he said with a sneer.
"Tomorrow is Linkmas! It's practically here!"
Then he growled, with his fingers nervously drumming,
"I must find some way to stop Linkmas from coming!"

For,
Tomorrow, he knew...

All the Hylian girls and boys.
Would wake bright and early. They'd rush for their toys.
And then! Oh Link! Oh Link! Link! Link! Link!
That's the one thing he hated. Link, Link, Link, Link.

Then the Hylians, young and old, would sit down to a Hyrulian feast.
And they'd feast! And they'd feast!
And they'd feast!
Feast!
Feast!
Feast!

They would feast on Lon Lon Milk, and the rare Roost beast.
Which was something Ganondorf could not stand in the least!

And THEN
They'd do something he liked least of all!

Every Hylian down in Hyrule, the tall and the small,
Would stand close together, with the Triforce ringing.
They'd stand hand in hand hand. And the Hylians would start singing!

And they'd sing!
And they'd sing!
And they'd sing!
SING!
SING!
SING!

And the more Ganondorf thought, "I must stop this whole thing".
"Why, for twenty seven years I've put up with this now!"
"I must stop this Linkmas from coming!"
But how?

But then he got an idea!
An awful idea.
Ganondorf
Got a wonderful, awful idea!

"I know just what to do!" he said with a laugh in his throat.
And he made a quick Link hat, and tunic.
And he chuckled, and clucked "What a great trick!"
"With this tunic, and this hat, I look just like Link!"

Off to Hyrule he went.

All their windows were dark. Quiet snow filled the air.
All the Hylians were all dreaming sweet dreams without care
With the thoughts that sweet Linkmas soon would be there.
When he came to the first house on the square.
"This is stop number one" he hissed.
And he climbed to the roof, rage in his fist.

Then he slid down the chimney. A rather tight pinch.
But if Link could do it, so could he.
He got stuck only once or twice, for a moment or two.
He stuck his head out of the fireplace.
Where the little Hylians bottles were all in a row.
"These bottles," he grinned "Are the first to go".

He slithered and slunk with a smile most unpleasant,
Around the whole room he broke every vase.
Yellow ones, blue ones, red ones too.
He broke them into pieces, so could not be repaired.

He took the Roost feast, and Lon Lon milk too.
Gobbled it all up without a second thought.
Until he got caught.

He had been caught by a this tiny Hylian daughter.
Who'd got out of bed for a cup of water.
She stared at Ganondorf and said "Link, why,"
"Why are you eating out Linkmas feast? WHY?"

But you know that Ganondorf was so smart, and so slick.
He thought up a lie, oh so quick.
"Why my little Saria" he lied.
"There was poison in this Roost, and Lon Lon milk"
"So I ate it all up, and sacrificed myself.
All for your good health."

He fooled the child, and patted her head.
He got her a drink, and sent her to bed.
And when Saria went to bed with her cup,
He went to the chimney and shot up.

He did the same in the other Hylian's houses.
With all the food, bottles, and vases destroyed.
He left the town to go hear the noise.
To hear the sadness of the Hylian's voices.

"They're just waking up"
"Their mouths will hand open for a minute or two."
"And then the Hylians down in Hyrule will all cry boo hoo!"

"That's a noise I must hear"
"That I simply must hear"
So he paused and put his hand to his ear.
And he did hear a sound over the snow.
It started low, and then started to grow.

But the sound wasn't sad!
The sound sounded merry!
It couldn't be so
But it was MERRY! Very!

He stared down at Hyrule.
His eyes popped in surprise.
Then he shook.
What he saw was a shocking surprise.

Everyone in Hyrule, the tall and small.
Were singing! Without any vases at all.

HE HADN'T STOPPED LINKMAS FROM COMING.
IT CAME.
Somehow or another just the same!

Ganondorf with his steel boots in the ice cold snow.
Stood puzzled wondering "How could it be so?"
"It came without Roost beast!"
"It came without Lon Lon milk!"
"Without vases whether red, blue, or yellow"

He though for a while until his head was sore.
He thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Linkmas" he thought "doesn't come from the store"
"Perhaps Linkmas... perhaps... means a little bit more".

And what happened then?
Well in Hyrule they say
That Ganondorf's heart container grew three sizes that day.
The minute his heart containers didn't feel so right,
He wizzed down to Hyrule as fast as morning light.
He used his magic in a way most good.
And restored everything back to the way that it should.
Bottles, vases, and the food for the feast!
And he..

HE HIMSELF...

Ganondorf carved the Roost beast!

Entry probably won't count, but I thought some people might get a kick out of it.

This cracked a smile and a laugh as soon as I opened it!

science · Dec 19, 2012

Here is my entry, entitled:

Sonic the Hedgehog and Miles Prower Save Chanukah

Sonic the Hedgehog and Miles Prower Save Chanukah

It was December in Mobius. A white dusting of snow had covered the emerald slopes of Green Hill Zone, and Sonic the Hedgehog was out walking with his best friend, Miles. Today was the last day of Chanukah, and the two old friends were spending the day together before lighting the 8th candle on their Menorah. Sonic looked out at the peaceful scene and took a deep breath.

“You know Miles, I’ve been thinking. Today is the last day of Chanukah, and Dr. Robotnik hasn’t tried any tricks on us this year.”

“Oy vey, Sonic,” exclaimed Miles. “Again with the Dr. Robotnik!”

Sonic got defensive, “Miles, you know it is my duty to keep this world safe!”

“You want I should slap some sense into you, Sonic? Look around, why don’t you! Not a single badnik in sight!”

As soon as Miles had finished his sentence, a deep rumbling could be felt underneath the two of them. Sonic and Miles jumped out of the way just as Dr. Robotnik drilled out of the earth in a Christmas Tree shaped drill, dirt flying everywhere. Shielding their eyes, Sonic and Miles looked on as Dr. Robotnik’s voice boomed out of a megaphone.

“SONIC AND MILES, HOW GOOD TO SEE YOU! YOU’RE JUST IN TIME TO SEE MY NEW INVENTION! THIS TREE WILL DRILL INTO EVERY HOUSE IN MOBIUS AND REPLACE THEIR MENORAH WITH A CHRISTMAS TREE!”

“You sure have some chutzpah coming around here on the last day of Chanukah, RoBUTTnik!” Sonic yelled over the whirring drill.

“FORGET IT, SONIC! YOU AND YOUR LITTLE SHMENDRICK OF A FRIEND ARE NO MATCH FOR ME!”

Miles, enraged at the insult, shouted “YOU SCHMUCK! I’LL MAKE YOU PLOTZ! Sonic, give me all your rings, I have a plan!”

Sonic, unsure as to what Miles would do, trusted his friend and gave him all his rings and whispered under his breath “Mazel Tov, you little mensch. Mazel Tov.”

Miles, now having enough rings to turn hyper, made the transformation. Moving faster than ever, Miles ran circles around Dr. Robotnik.

“AH, I AM DIZZY!” Yelled Dr. Robotnik, after becoming dizzy.

“Time to finish this momzer off!” Miles announced, pulling out his trusty dreidel and sticking it up the exhaust pipe of Dr. Robotnik’s drill. The machine started to overheat, catching on fire before finally exploding. Dr. Robotnik was launched into the stratosphere

“Looks like Dr. Robotnik is blasting off again!” rang out from the chubby man.

“Miles, you did it!” Sonic beamed as he approached his friend.

“I couldn’t have done it without your hoards of gold rings letting me turn hyper!” Miles said quietly as the two embraced in a platonic hug shared between two friends.

As they held each other, snow began to fall. Sonic pulled away slightly and looked into Miles eyes and whispered, “You did it, old friend. You saved Chanukah.” Sonic’s hands rested on his friend’s shoulders.

Miles, looking back at Sonic with his big eyes and his arms around Sonic’s waist said nothing. There was no need for words.

The two went back inside and started a fire in Sonic’s fireplace. Sharing a glass of fine brandy, the two stood side by side as Sonic went to light the final candle on their Menorah. As he reached up, he stopped.
 “Miles, you’re my best friend. My partner. My player two...” Sonic took a deep breath before finish his sentence. “My soulmate. There is no one who I would rather be spending Chanukah with. I want you to light the last candle.”

Miles, touched by Sonic’s kind words shed a single tear. As he reached for the lighter, his hand grazed Sonic’s and they looked into each other’s eyes. Truly, this is a friendship that comes once in a million years, Miles thought.

“Sonic?”

“Yes Miles?”

“This is the best Chanukah ever.” Miles said as he lit the final candle on his Menorah.

riceball7852 · Dec 19, 2012

Can we also use internet celebrities, such as Sonichu, within our story?

shadowhog006 · Dec 20, 2012

this is my 1st time to enter Tempmas i hope you like it~

A troublesome Christmas

LEGEND :

()= Narrator
{}= Thoughts/thinking
(**)=Actions

(A day before Christmas and all are preparing,~
too busy buying , too much talking.
A City covered in snow & lights shined bright,~
so merry & festive perfect for Christmas night.)

"hey Link it's morning",he's grandfather said,~
"Wake up and Go help the Princess instead".
"Why? is she Kidnapped or Cursed again??" Link replied w/ a grin,~
"No,she's busy with decorations,festivities and there's no fiend,
So get you're Ass up and Run like the Wind".

So young Link afraid to get smacked left in a hurry,~
past the forest he started to worry, . . .
{"I wonder where the little monsters are??"} he mumbled,~
but in haste he got to the castle but still feeling troubled.

Link : yoh~, Princess watzzup??
Zelda: Oh, link just in time someone stole the food supply for the banquet
some guard said they saw tiny monsters at the Garden heading towards the exit.
Can you Find them and get the food back??.

Link : Wait, wait,, so the guards did nothing?? (@.@) ~ what do they do exactly?? I mean C'mon,
Me again, it's really troublesome, can someone else do it??

(*zelda stares angrily at Link*)

Link : Alright, alright!! I'll go, . . .(*jeez*)
Zelda: Oh, thank you Link (^.^)~
Link : Yeah~, . . . .Whatever. (*zelda turns around*)
(*link whispers*) you're lucky im into you, but im into other stuff too so don't get too excited. (--,)~
Zelda: What? did you say something??
Link : uhm, . .Nope, . .

(Meanwhile deep inside the forest lies a huge Dark Cave,~
Monsters started to gather and surrounded a Grave.
upon the monsters cry a hand emerged,~
waking up a creature that should not be disturbed.)

(Link enters the woods to find the thieves,
to get back what was stolen before Christmas Eve.)

Link : {Whew, . .I wonder where those monsters went, it's not like them to do this,
they're living peacefully now.}

(Link hears tiny squishy footsteps and brusing of leaves,~
as he glanced over he found the thieves.
the tiny monsters head to their cave,~
Link quietly followed and watch how they behave.)

Link : {WhaA, . .Are they chanting Ganondorf??}

(*Link Shouts*)

: Hey what's going on?! and Who Are you??

Ganon: Chill dude, as you can see I'm Partly Ethereal and as you heard I'm Ganondorf.
Link : But , . .You're, . . .
Ganon: Well, Technically im his Good Part, when we're still Human, He felt i was his Weakness so he cast a spell to rid of his Kindness and One is Born in Total Darkness himself as 2 entities
Good and Evil. that's when He broke away from Humanity Then he got Trapped by
the Sages. As for me i was Moved here in the cave to live, they don't want to take chances i guess, . .
So i stayed here till i died many decades ago.

Link : oh O-kay, . . .~ so, . .you're dead~ but how come you're Here?
Ganon: Well the monsters here gets lonely on Christmas/Holidays and they summon me at least for the holiday to, . .
Well play and stuff Shahahaha~

Link : OoKay so, .Can i have the food they stole??
Ganon: Ahh, . .No, . .~
Link : Why not??
Ganon: We can't Celebrate w/out food duh??~
Link : but that food is for the villagers~
Ganon: So??~
Link : so~it's not for them to eat!!
Ganon: Lol dude relax,...Shahaha . . . but i can't let you take it though, it's for them. You people
Cast them out. but they're behaving Peacefully now, don't they deserve a celebration too??
Link : but it's wrong to steal!! this is going nowhere I'll just take them back by force,This is turning out to be to much trouble.

LINK : DUEL!! : GANON

(and so an Epic Battle Ensues, as they said "DUEL", stone pillars appear and surrounds them, sits
for the monsters Appeared out of the Ground, then both fighters Floats in the Air,taking their stances
they became sitted and played Snakes and Ladders)

Link : Snakes & Ladders??!! dude! Really?!!
Ganon: Shahahaha, I'm Pretty Good at this game Lolz,(tnx narrator (^^,)~)

(*some Hours Passed*)

Link : HAA!! Finally ~ I Won!!
Ganon: Yay, You win do you feel proud now??!
Link : Yeah dude I Won!~
Ganon: Then Go! & take your food, rob this creatures their moment of joy~
Link : oh crap, when you put it that way i feel bad, sorry.
Ganon: Apology Accepted~ Let's Eat!~
Monsters: YAY!!
Link : WAAAA~ Wait Why am I apologizing?~ and no im taking this and leaving Now!!

(As Link was walking out, he saw the monsters weeping,~
he tries not to think that this was his doing.)

Link : Wha, . .!! Dude i was just Doing what the Princess told me!!

(So long as Zelda said, you'll do anything with glee,~
Oh my God Dude your such a P*$#&)

Link : GRR, . .Alright!! Fine!!, hey you Guys want to join with the celebration at the village?

Monsters: YAY!,yeah,yes,Yay!!

(AS they arrive at the village link explained,~
he told what happened and dare none complain.
But people started to wonder and think,~
Oh good more mouths to feed thanks to Link.) O(>.<)O

Zelda: Oh, C'mon the spirit of Christmas is about Sharing and Giving~
Villager1: (*Shouts*) and Ham!!
villagers (*noise*, Yeah!!,*Nods*)
Link : And Presents, . .
villagers (*noise*, Yeah!!,*Nods*)

Link : So can we Pls.Pls. get this Party Started?!!
Villagers and monsters: YEAH!!

(And so Everything went Great,Everyone was Merry,~
An Awesome Christmas was had by Many.
Then there were presents and Lots of food to get fat,~
as this was a troublesome Christmas for the boy with a Green Hat.)

gokulthegr8 · Dec 20, 2012

should we post our story here?..or in pm?

edit:saw others post..guess i hav to post the story here..also..does dragonball z/One piece/pokemon..etc characters count as video game characters as well?..

DeShelly · Dec 20, 2012

winter search for a name

once upon a time
in a world far far away
in a dark forest a monsters lives
with human appearance
tall and green
with two bigs rough hands
with dirt covered
but this monster
has no name
it want so bad a name
that it decide
to go on a journey
to find one
it choose the time period of christmas
when all
the humans
are gathering together
to celebrated this great event
while it walks into the forest
it founds two roads! one in the east , which leads into a small city near a river and one in the west , which leads to a village at fields
THEN! the monster
spilt in two parts!
like twins they were
one liked to each other in every detail!!
the one followed the east road and the other the west
the one who had followed the west road , found the village at the fields!
there they were many people on the streets
it aproach one man sitting on a fence
- can you give me your name? it asks
the man answered : - but if i give you my name , i will not have one for my owned!
- we can be one! i will go inside you and i will give you strength , power or wealth ! whatever you desire
these words come out the monster's mouth
the man didin't think about it , event a moment!
- i agree! give me strenght to win my enemies!
the monster turned into smoke and when throw the mouth of te man into his soul
the man gain great power!
he went as fast he can , into his ex wife home , where she leaves with her new husband and kill them both
he get his revenge
after that he went to the city center , at the plaza!
asking for someone who can defeat him
they weresome volunteers but he kill them all
he has turn into a undefeated beast
but suddenly
a voice was heard deep inside his soul
<< the monster inside me has grow stronger >>
the the monster came inside the man
and eat his guts
but the monterhas lost its' name
it walked around the village
and found a poor woman
-give me your name
i will give you in return evrything you asked for!
- can you give me beaty , young and wealth , i want to spend my CHRISTMAS like the old days ...... i haved married a man who spend all the fortune of my family and throw me away
- i can give you
everything you want
the monster said with a evil light at it's eyes
then it turns into smoke and throw the woman's mouth went into her soul
the woman gets everything!!! youth , beaty and wealth
she have the best chrismash of her life!
she boutgh a great house where she organized a revegion
all her old friends has come
they remember the old days when she was a member of the aristocrasy
she has welcome the new year with all her past !
the next day , everybody when home
leaving her alone
with saying not goodbye
then she was despered! she was shouting alone in the new , big empty house
- i have money now! where did all you go ? i don't need you! you wasn't there for me! you left me alone because i was poor!
i don't care anymore i have my life back
i will make a new beginning!
my wealth will bring me new friends!
then a voice came deep inside for her soul
<< the monster inside me has grow stronger >>
then again it happend , the monster ate the woman for the inside out
the vacations of chrismash was at the end
and the monster hasn't yet a name!
every name it has , it give it away , for it's hunger
it couldn't resist into those souls , souls that they were belong no more in humans
it has ate 10 souls and then it deside to went home , come back next year, where it will able to find different opportunities
in the way back it come accros with it's othe same half , who has followed the east road
- have you find out a name ? it asked!
- i don't need a name , it answered
why i have to owned a name?
after those words has been told , the monster eat it's other half
in a try to gain the happiness the part of it has followed the east road
but it never sutisfed it's desired
every christamsh it's looking for a name , even if it's for a while , devoured umans souls , souls which were altered

THE END

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