Tempmas 2012 Week 3: You'll Shoot Your Eye Out!

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  1. TwinRetro
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    TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    Tempmas Week 3
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    Rules




    1. The short story must be written by you. Plagiarism will be an instant disqualification.
    2. Your story must have a holiday theme (Once again, Winter Solstice based holidays, no Easter, Halloween, etc...), and it must have video game characters as at least two main characters in your story.
    3. Your story can be funny, sad, wacky, romantic, whatever, and it can take place in any universe, time, or reality.
    4. Absolutely NO sexual content of any kind, Absolutely NO racist content of any kind, and Absolutely NO fanboy/fangirl drama bullcrap. I'm completely serious about the last one.
    5. All short stories must be submitted by Sunday, the 23rd, 11:59 PST. Winners will be announced on the 26th! Even Mods need a holiday.


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  2. loco365

    loco365 GBAtemp Guru

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    Might submit the story I used in English class after some modifications. But when you say "short" story, is there a limit to the number of pages?
     
  3. GamerzHell9137

    GamerzHell9137 GBAtemp Psycho!

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    ''Absolutely NO sexual content of any kind''

    :(
     
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  4. TwinRetro
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    TwinRetro Don't start nothin', Won't be nothin'

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    I'm not going to be too hardcore about it, but try to limit it to around 500 words.
     
  5. loco365

    loco365 GBAtemp Guru

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    Ok I'll scratch my plans from earlier...

    The story I wrote is 16x that amount.
     
  6. Nah3DS

    Nah3DS Madre de Dios! Es El POLLO DIABLO!!!

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    Here goes my submission:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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  7. Densetsu

    Densetsu Pubic Ninja

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    Wouldn't YOU like to know?
    I initially read that as "snake stretching cock ring" D:
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
  8. Guild McCommunist

    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    "Absolutely NO sexual content of any kind."

    Well fuck this noise I'm outta here.
     
  9. emigre

    emigre Has complex motives

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    Its like you guys don't want me to enter.
     
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  10. Guild McCommunist

    Guild McCommunist (not on boat)

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    Omit the "no sexual content rule" and you may get submissions that aren't Pokemon/Mario/Zelda/some other shit character fanfics.

    I'm looking to write the Squad Broken Christmas Special.
     
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    It may be early, but I came up with this out of the blue, so gather round dear Tempers, your about to get glued...

    The Rabbids That Stole Tried to steal Christmas

    “It was a dark, and terribly snowy night. The ice-cold fluff turreted around in the wind, and brought a wet freeze to the air. And in the middle of all this white white snow, were two small bunnies. White, fluffy bunnies. But my dear children beware, for these are no ordinary bunnies. No no, I am afraid these bunnies, are clinically insane. And their plan on this cold, stormy night? To conquer Christmas. “
    The bunnies gave a start, just realizing the cold, and screamed a howling scream, that no man should ever know.
    They beat on their heads, and beat on each other, rolling in the snow, simply pounding one another.
    In the scuffle they rolled, in a deadly tumbleweed, when they rolled rolled rolled, into a bag of Evergreen tree seed.
    The bunnies stopped scuffling, and popped up with a scare, and it seemed at this time, they were finally aware.
    Aware of the danger of spilling tree seed, when you drool more then a fat man filled with gingerbread greed. The bunnies ran back and forth, the seeds on their belly, the drool dripping closer, as they ran towards a Deli.
    The ran through the window, with a mighty Big “CRASH” and they ran straight towards the ovens, and their fur burned to ash.
    So the bunnies, now nude, and no seeds to beware, started plotting, and plotting, on how to give people a scare.
    But they did not realize you see, that a tiny tiny seed, had stuck to their booties, and would soon grow like a weed.
    The bunnies took to the streets, bringing deli utensils with them, planning to replace all the ornaments on every tree, because “No one would miss ‘em.”
    They ran ran ran, as fast as they could, when suddenly, quite suddenly, they stiffened like wood.
    In front of all the trees, were many pet pugs, and the bunnies’ faces went frightful, with big eyes on their ugly mugs.
    The pugs looked mean, and not about to give in, to what the bunnies had planned, no the bunnies could not win.
    So the bunnies put their heads together and spoke in garbles and gooks, about just what to do about these smug little tooks.
    They planned and they planned, and before they could finish their plot, one small little pug raised up from his spot.
    He sniffed at the air, and he smelled bunny meat, and he looked straight ahead, and say a meaty bunny treat.
    The bunnies did scream, and that mangy little mutt, ran straight ahead, and bit both their butts.
    It was at this moment that a miracle occurred you see. For this pugs holiday driven drool, had hit those tree seeds.
    And the bunnies looked at each other, and realized with fright, that they were about to grow to enormous new heights.
    And so on Christmas morning, when your out looking for love and cooties, take a look at the trees. You might see two little bunnies with trees out their booties!
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  12. Valwin

    Valwin The Neautral Gamer

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    who is the one making this tempmas contest cuz ?
     
  13. TyBlood13

    TyBlood13 Weeaboo Trash

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    Well, I'll give it a try... at EarthBound fanfiction!
    Warning: Spoilers inside!
     
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  14. Devin

    Devin "Local Hardware Wizard"

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    I see no limit on how long it can be. Expect my 54 page memoir about the Link who stole Christmas soon.
     
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  16. Devin

    Devin "Local Hardware Wizard"

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    He probably should update the OP then.
     
  17. Hyro-Sama

    Hyro-Sama I'm from the fucking future.

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    Does kissing count as too sexual?
     
  18. Guild McCommunist

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    A GEARS OF WAR HOLIDAY MIRACLE BY GUILD MCCOMMUNIST

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    EDIT: You can omit the erection part if you find it not satisfactory but it really adds a new level of depth to the character.
     
  19. chavosaur

    chavosaur Austin Trujillo

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    ^^^
    I haven't laughed so much in forever...
     
  20. Devin

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    THE GANONDORF WHO STOLE CHRISTMAS

    Warning: Spoilers inside!

    Entry probably won't count, but I thought some people might get a kick out of it.
     
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