granted, but among the victims are your grandparents, who are forced to suck dicks for money to support themselves (the product might be heroin, unless it's Substance D)
I wish for a million wishes all of my choosing; I don't have to use them all, I just have the opportunity, they do not expire, they are unalterable by outside forces except for those dictated in the terms of the wish, they have very local impact zones (meaning that the effects are not felt far outside my personal sphere, ie grabbing a billion dollas will not take money from anyone else) unless dictated by me, anddd fuck if this is against the rules, these wishes are mine bitches!!!