Corrupt a wish!

[nukeboy95]

Granted, BUT YOU LIED

i wish to stop Granting wishs

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but now you stop having your wishes granted, starting from this one

I wish for pineapples

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's inhabited by a certain sponge under the sea

I wish I actually learned something from my three language classes last year

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but you use that information to create mischief

I wish I could say something in a different language without having someone compliment me for my pronunciation...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but they're actually scolding you for your...remarks...

I wish I could look at something without making a perverted comment

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but you start looking at corpses...

I wish to know what happens between two zombies who love each other very much...

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, they eat each other out

I wish for a banana phone

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted... but it drives you BANANAS

I wish to call for pizza~ call my cat~ call the white house~ have a chat~

 

[nukeboy95]

fine here have a cell-phone

i wish for MOAR PONIES

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I cbf risking a suspension for posting any...

I wish I could log out of my account when suspended... ah well... guess I could use other tricks to bypass it...

 

[nukeboy95]

wait u cant log out?


i wish for a NON-MOLDED/GROSS COOKIE

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, here's some cookie dough

I wish I could drive people mentally insane...

 

[ii-c-going]

Granted, here's some cookie dough

I wish I could drive people mentally insane...

Granted, but since everybody is mentally insane you're the only one not to fit in...

I wish the Eof was funny again.

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but it's still filled with incredibly shit threads.

I wish the EoF wasn't a toilet

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but it is now a sewer

I wish for ninja turtles

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, my pet turtle is now a hired gun trying to kill you

I wish for some mice on motorbikes

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but no one remembers them

I wish for super chicken

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, scootaloo

I wish for newton's third law

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, your hamsters turn into a giant fist and hit you in the face, thereby showing you an example of newton's third law

I wish to confuse humanoids

 

[nukeboy95]

Granted, you used confuse


​i wish for pokemon grey instead of b2/w2