Corrupt a wish!

[mokkas]

I wish I could have anything I ever wanted... But thats a wish, not reallity (evil laughing) mouahahaha!

 

[nukeboy95]

wish failed do to no wish being granted

i wish to own gbatemp

 

[Daemauroa]

granted but instead you were owned by Gbatemp! ( easy one )

I wish that the next person doesn't say a thing about my wish

 

[LunaWofl]

I wish to ignore people's wishes

 

[Hydreigon]

You wish.

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted

I don't wish the ground meat

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the turkey said no

I wish the chicken

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, it's super...

I wish for a product of revenge...

 

[ComeTurismO]

Granted, but you must enchant the following words when you use the product:
Ummie Jummie Wabba Wee

I wish for a product that wastes people's money.

 

[Mewgia]

granted, but among the victims are your grandparents, who are forced to suck dicks for money to support themselves (the product might be heroin, unless it's Substance D)

I wish for a million wishes all of my choosing; I don't have to use them all, I just have the opportunity, they do not expire, they are unalterable by outside forces except for those dictated in the terms of the wish, they have very local impact zones (meaning that the effects are not felt far outside my personal sphere, ie grabbing a billion dollas will not take money from anyone else) unless dictated by me, anddd fuck if this is against the rules, these wishes are mine bitches!!!

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the only wish you make is to print paper

I wish my lemons didn't explode into a pile of tasty monocles ._.

 

[Daemauroa]

Granted, now they just explode.

I wish the most epic cliffhanger you will ever see!

 

[pistone]

granted but it will be invisible
i wish for e better sword!!!

 

[DinohScene]

Granted.

It's made from diamondsssssssss


I wish for.....
The same thing the next person wishes for.

 

[pistone]

granted
i wish for a wish

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but I wish for a wish

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but the wish you wish for is for another wish.

I wish for the same thing DinohScene wished for

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, but involves a lot of bananas

I wish to be banished for a thousand years

 

[Hydreigon]

Granted, but you return evil...and with a banana fetish

I wish to throw a monitor at someone while shouting "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX!"

 

[LunaWofl]

Granted, you throw it at yourself

I wish to have a monitor thrown at me