Nintendo Wii Made Me Nympho!

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WiiBricker said:
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A WOMAN has gone from Nintendo to nympho after a fall from her Wii Fit board turned her into a sex addict.

Randy Amanda Flowers needs 10 sex sessions a day after the slip-up.

And now the slightest of vibrations, from mobile phones to food processors, turns her on.

The catering worker said: “It began as a twinge down below before surging through my body. Sometimes it built up into a trembling orgasm.”

A doctor diagnosed her with persistent sexual arousal syndrome due to a damaged nerve.


Single Amanda, 24, from Harpurhey, Manchester, said: “With no cure I just have to try to control my passion by breathing deeply. Hopefully one day I’ll find a superstud who can satisfy me.”

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DeMoN said:
*looks at pics*
All I can say is she's gonna be frustrated for a loooooooong time.

And now I understand the Manchester joke.
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Sexist joke ahead
[sexist joke]if she was in the kitchen like she as susposed to be, this would of never happend[/sexist joke]

Nah, i kid the women!!

i wounder how they will help her?
 

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ifish said:
Sexist joke ahead
[sexist joke]if she was in the kitchen like she as susposed to be, this would of never happend[/sexist joke]

Nah, i kid the women!!

i wounder how they will help her?

We could draw straws, but i'd fix it so it wasn't me.
 

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>Source: Dailystar.co.uk

Okay, yeah. This article has zero credibility. If it's an actual event, it's just some stupid bitch hopping on the sue Nintendo for their money bandwagon.
 

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Hadriano said:
giratina16 said:
Horny women = Annoying.
Speak for yourself, I love it when they're horny as hell, most will do nearly anything.

I wish more boards had Global Moderators that made posts like that, as opposed to most places where they just delete such posts
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