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shadowboy · Feb 28, 2007

About topic: OMG DOOOIDZ LIEK HOW I MINE 4 FISH? So, I decided to use post 300 on my I love gbatemp entry.

About topic description: Knock knock!
Who is there?
How did you know my name is mister who?

XD

mthrnite · Feb 28, 2007

Congrats, and...

Knock knock..
Who's there?
Interrupting cow..
Interrupti..
MMOOOOOOOO!!!!

(my favorite kk joke!)

shadowboy · Feb 28, 2007

Holy crap, that one was hilarious... time for my big guns...

Knock knock
who's there?
Peek ash.
Peek ash who?
I choose you pikachu!

mthrnite · Feb 28, 2007

haha I love bad jokes..

Knock knock..
Who's there?
Fortification..
Fortification who?
Fortification, me and the wife are going to Disneyworld.

ok, off topic, but..

A guy goes to the doctor for his yearly physical. The doctor checks him over and says:
Doc: "I'm sorry sir but you're going to die."
Man: "Oh my god doc, how long have I got?"
Doc: "Ten.."
Man: "Ten? Ten what?"
Doc: "Nine.."

Doc: "Eight.."

Doc: "Seven.."

shadowboy · Feb 28, 2007

I just found this on comedy centeral.
Blonde in a Boat.
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you're doing? It's things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I'd come out there and kick your butt!”

Hehe... poor blondes.

Knock knock
who's there?
IMGUNNAKILLYOUWITHAHUGEAXERIGHTNOW!!
IMGUNNAKILLYOUWITHAHUGEAXERIGHTNOW!! who?
*Head is lopped off by huge axe*

strummer12 · Feb 28, 2007

What do you call a blonde with pigtails? A blowjob with handlebars.

[M]artin · Feb 28, 2007

UMMMMMMMMM'KAY.

shadowboy · Feb 28, 2007

QUOTE([M) said:
artin,Feb 28 2007, 04:12 AM]UMMMMMMMMM'KAY.

Agreed.

What do you call a GBATEMP user with [] around the first letter of his name? [M]artin
XD

mthrnite · Feb 28, 2007

Wonderjoke powers.. ACTIVATE!
Form of.. Riddle!

What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A FLAT MINER
(A♭ minor)

What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?
A DRUMMER *badump-ching*

[M]artin · Feb 28, 2007

[M]artin gawt SNAPPED!

shadowboy · Feb 28, 2007

What do you get when you cross me with a gay guy who hates hentai? A normal person! XDDDXXDXD (get it, we'd cancel eachother out!)

A guy walks into a bar. Ouch.

Whats the difference between a mercedes and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a mercedes in my garage!

BoneMonkey · Feb 28, 2007

why the long face !!!!!!!!!!

[M]artin · Feb 28, 2007

Do they make them any other way?

mthrnite · Feb 28, 2007

In honor of my new sig...
.. my favorite Henny Youngman jokes:

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

"Doctor, my leg hurts. What can I do?" The doctor says "Limp!"

EDIT: haha @ why the long face?

shadowboy · Feb 28, 2007

What do you call maxconsole.com?

A suckass biased POS site!

XD

>_> Yeah.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Cause he was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall from the tree?

He was stapled to the first.

Why did the third monkey fall from the tree?

Peer pressure.

mthrnite · Feb 28, 2007

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No-eye deer.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no-eye deer.

How do you catch a unique squirrel?
You neek up on him.

How do you catch a tame squirrel?
Tame way.

OSW · Feb 28, 2007

My left arm is Lightning, My right arm is Thunder. I'm gonna unleash a storm on you.

shadowboy · Feb 28, 2007

Whats the same about Michael Jackson and K-mart? Kids pants half off!

What does michael jackson do when he breaks his nose? Order a new one from a catalogue!

Orc · Feb 28, 2007

I have to do this orc style

...

What do you call a gnome with a yeast infection?
-> A quarter-pounder with cheese.

shadowboy · Feb 28, 2007

How many DBZ characters does it take to scrw in a lightbulb?

1, but it takes 7 episodes!

XD!

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