What is the absolute stupidest joke you know?

[CraddaPoosta]

I am a fan of forehead slapping groaners.

One of the best ones I've heard is "What do you call a bear with no ear? A B."

"My dad is a roadside construction contractor. Everyone kept on telling me that he was a kleptomaniac, and I didn't want to believe it. Then I saw all the signs."

"A skeleton walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for a beer and a mop."

Give me your worst.

 

[AncientBoi]

I was born?

 

[DinohScene]

What's gay, white and useless?
Me!

 

[CraddaPoosta]

What did the apple say to the orange?

Hello, orange.

 

[AncientBoi]

What's gay, white and useless?
Me!

[kisses you]

No you're not.

 

[Maximumbeans]

A lad's preparing for his prom date. First he goes to rent a tuxedo. There’s a long line at the tux shop and it takes forever but eventually he gets it sorted.

Next he has to get some flowers. Yet again there's a huge line at the florists but he waits it out. After hours of waiting, he gets the flowers.

Finally, it's time to sort a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental place and he needs more patience than ever until he's able to rent his.

He goes home with his jobs done. Next night is prom night. The two of them are enjoying their time and everything's going great. When the song is over, the girl asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and he's delighted to find that there’s no punchline.

 

[CraddaPoosta]

Two guys walk into a bar.

The third one ducks.

 

[The Catboy]

My attraction to men.

 

[Alexander1970]

2 Fish meet in the Sea.
Said one Fish to the other Fish
"Hi"
The other Fish
"WHERE ?!?!?!?!?"


(.....maybe you English People no understand dumb Joke.......
in German Language Shark is Hai...
so "Hi" sounds very similar to "Hai"....)

 

[ILuvGames]

Stupidest? What's brown and sticky? A stick.

 

[Lostbhoy]

Aw i got loads of these.....

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff

 

[Deleted member 114266]

My wife asked me to take her to one of those restaurants where they make your food right in front of you.

Spoiler

Evidently, Subway wasn't what she had in mind!

 

[CraddaPoosta]

I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey.

Then I turned myself around.

 

[Lostbhoy]

What do call a man under a car?

Jack

 

[JuanMena]

Incoming Warning or Temporal Ban:

What are the white parts of a black man?
...renwo dna sdnah fo smlap ,hteeT

 

[AmandaRose]

Why do Norwegian military boats have barcodes on their side?

So when they return to port they can Scandinavian

 

[godreborn]

My attraction to men.

@JuanBaNaNa 's attraction to women.

 

[Alexander1970]

Why was Cinderella thrown out from Soccer Team ?
She always runs away from the "Ball".....

(Again,you english People maybe do not understand dumb Joke:
In German Language BALL is the Term for a Dance(event) and also a Soccer Ball....)

 

[CraddaPoosta]

Who is the biggest slut in video games?

Ms. Pac-Man. For a quarter, that bitch will swallow balls until she dies.

 

[AmandaRose]

"What kind of car does an egg drive?"

"A yolkswagen."