The Meme Box

[impeeza]

I hate admitting how long this took me to unscramble the intended way.



"My goat is in a pen", pen being a small area surrounded by fence, not the tool used for writing with ink.

Edit: yours would be only correct if the pen only contained cabbages (or anything else edible by a goat) before the goat vandalized it, and you translated the phrase from a different language.

ohhhh today I learned a new meaning for pen!

 

[Xzi]

 

[impeeza]

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Tookme a while to note the Peach dress so silly of me

 

[Bagel Le Stinky]

Tookme a while to note the Peach dress so silly of me

daisy dress you mean?

 

[Jiehfeng]

 

[Jiehfeng]

Yeet

 

[MajinCubyan]

Yeet

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Only thing missing in my life was a Maury simulator it seems.

 

[Deleted member 546149]

 

[Hayato213]

Can we get @alexander1970 to throw you off a hell in a cell pretty please.

 

[Deleted member 546149]

Can we get @alexander1970 to throw you off a hell in a cell pretty please.

Hayato
But you are my father

 

[Noctosphere]

Hayato
But you are my father

to be such a good shitposter, you must be MY son
Making me... your mother?
Hey, I already have a ponytail

 

[Hayato213]

Hayato
But you are my father

Only if @alexander1970 get to toss your ass off a hell in a cell.

 

[CTR640]

 

[Noctosphere]

fun to see Putin losing hair, getting grayer...
In short, getting older and closer to death

 

[RichardTheKing]

Yeet

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Like, yeeting the baby's funny and all, but...how would it be HIS baby? The woman's...not black, and neither's he, so that should be freaking obvious just by looking, never mind DNA checking.
Also, why's the woman upset it wasn't his, to the point of storming out without her baby? Weird.

It's also gross how the man has to prove he's not the father within a limited time frame else he'll be saddled with repeated child support monetary theft, instead of her having to prove he is (in which case failure would save him from that theft), but...well, institutionalised discrimination against men, what else is new?

 

[WiiHomebrew+Snes]

Like, yeeting the baby's funny and all, but...how would it be HIS baby? The woman's...not black, and neither's he, so that should be freaking obvious just by looking, never mind DNA checking.
Also, why's the woman upset it wasn't his, to the point of storming out without her baby? Weird.

It's also gross how the man has to prove he's not the father within a limited time frame else he'll be saddled with repeated child support monetary theft, instead of her having to prove he is (in which case failure would save him from that theft), but...well, institutionalised discrimination against men, what else is new?

Imagine deconstructing a mobile game ad

 

[gudenau]

Yeet

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[impeeza]

fun to see Putin losing hair, getting grayer...
In short, getting older and closer to death

No fast enough

 

[Xzi]

Well, Smash had a good run, but there's no way Nintendo ever could've afforded to put Nigel Thornberry in the game.

 

[Jiehfeng]

Like, yeeting the baby's funny and all, but...how would it be HIS baby? The woman's...not black, and neither's he, so that should be freaking obvious just by looking, never mind DNA checking.
Also, why's the woman upset it wasn't his, to the point of storming out without her baby? Weird.

It's also gross how the man has to prove he's not the father within a limited time frame else he'll be saddled with repeated child support monetary theft, instead of her having to prove he is (in which case failure would save him from that theft), but...well, institutionalised discrimination against men, what else is new?

Well it's pretty normal for mobile game ads at this point. There's plenty that go like "70% of people cannot figure this out!" and they just give you the most obvious puzzle ever to solve, it's just a thing.