Yes, but with a Mexican accent. You're right, this is gold.
Me being single? I am terminally boring (well I think what I do is interesting but playing with machine tools, computers and building/fixing things seldom makes the young ladies moist), don't like kids, I am broke (fixing things is not a lucrative endeavour) and while there are some that like the "looks like he should be getting off a longboat with a big axe" look it is not a terribly fashionable look which serves to further thin the herd. That I might end up one day with kids and a mortgage also terrifies me (one of the very few things that does) so I try very hard not to be in danger of that one.
Every girl loves a guy who can fix things, guys that cooks, guys that works, guys with no interest in other women.
You have a serious selfesteem problem.
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unless...
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U gay, or just plain ugly.
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