Do you want to see porn?

[JuanMena]

Yes, but with a Mexican accent. You're right, this is gold.

Me being single? I am terminally boring (well I think what I do is interesting but playing with machine tools, computers and building/fixing things seldom makes the young ladies moist), don't like kids, I am broke (fixing things is not a lucrative endeavour) and while there are some that like the "looks like he should be getting off a longboat with a big axe" look it is not a terribly fashionable look which serves to further thin the herd. That I might end up one day with kids and a mortgage also terrifies me (one of the very few things that does) so I try very hard not to be in danger of that one.

Every girl loves a guy who can fix things, guys that cooks, guys that works, guys with no interest in other women.
You have a serious selfesteem problem.
...
unless...
...
U gay, or just plain ugly.

 

[BigOnYa]

I must admit I was afraid to click it too.... esp coming from @JuanMena

 

[JuanMena]

I must admit I was afraid to click it too.... esp coming from @JuanMena

I'm not that stupid. Although... If I'm ever at the very verge of getting totally banned... I might want to leave with a small victory.

 

[godreborn]

I must admit I was afraid to click it too.... esp coming from @JuanMena

is your avatar beating off into a top hat?

 

[x65943]

I'm not that stupid. Although... If I'm ever at the very verge of getting totally banned... I might want to leave with a small victory.

*takes notes*
okay ban juanmena at 9 points instead of usual 10, got it

 

[BigOnYa]

is your avatar beating off into a top hat?

Nope just wearing a top hat, as per request of other thread....

 

[JuanMena]

*takes notes*
okay ban juanmena at 9 points instead of usual 10, got it

Damn! I hate getting outsmarted by mods

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just wearing a top hat, on my head

 

[godreborn]

Nope just wearing a top hat, as per request of other thread....

its over his genitals.

 

[BigOnYa]

its over his genitals.

what? It's on my head.. and yes it's quite a big hat too..

 

[JuanMena]

Should we find a girl for Tommy guys?

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Also I assume you have seen ur mum.

Your prefrence is fat mexican women?

 

[JuanMena]

Your prefrence is fat mexican women?

At least he's not proud of having a D*** up his A**

 

[godreborn]

what? It's on my head..

are you his genitals?

@x65943 , there's one prank I remember from crank yankers in which Sarah Silverman tried to convince an elderly couple to cut down on their bowl movements, since there was a problem at the plant. haha "can you go one bowl movement every other day?" then, on comedy central, I remember Dave Chappelle. his stand up routines were classic.

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I think I meant bowel not bowl. lol

 

[FAST6191]

Every girl loves a guy who can fix things, guys that cooks, guys that works, guys with no interest in other women.
You have a serious selfesteem problem.
...
unless...
...
U gay.

"Works" might be a tricky thing there -- would rather lead a life of leisure so I mostly just go out and do things when the money runs low and otherwise live rather frugally.

My self esteem is fine. It is more likely I have a serious cluelessness problem, particularly amusing given reading microexpressions and whatnot is about the only way I navigate the world of emotions in others (in this case unless they have a weapon, pose a threat or are looking to con me or mine they get ignored). Many times friends and associates have either accused me of being a heartless bastard when some young lady tries it on (apparently they do that these days) and I basically blank them/dismiss them/dodge them as I would a person trying to hand me a flyer and she runs off crying/dejected/calls me rude (too late by then) or had to comment on it after it sails right over my head.
That said no great loss to me. At this point I am just about old enough to be all "never met the right one" and for any practical purpose I figure I am way too old to start over now anyway.

As far as being gay I can't say I have ever seen a penis and wanted to touch it or have it inside me.

Your prefrence is fat mexican women?

That is not a very nice thing to say about ur mum.

 

[JuanMena]

"Works" might be a tricky thing there -- would rather lead a life of leisure so I mostly just go out and do things when the money runs low and otherwise live rather frugally.

My self esteem is fine. It is more likely I have a serious cluelessness problem, particularly amusing given reading microexpressions and whatnot is about the only way I navigate the world of emotions in others (in this case unless they have a weapon, pose a threat or are looking to con me or mine they get ignored). Many times friends and associates have either accused me of being a heartless bastard when some young lady tries it on (apparently they do that these days) and I basically blank them/dismiss them/dodge them as I would a person trying to hand me a flyer and she runs off crying/dejected/calls me rude (too late by then) or had to comment on it after it sails right over my head.
That said no great loss to me. At this point I am just about old enough to be all "never met the right one" and for any practical purpose I figure I am way too old to start over now anyway.

CONFIRMED GUYS! LET'S FIND TOM THE RIGHT GIRL.
WAIT FOR THE DATING THREAD.
I'm going to sell you like hot bread.

As far as being gay I can't say I have ever seen a penis and wanted to touch it or have it inside me.

That is not a very nice thing to say about ur mum.

The kid is Indian.

 

[BigOnYa]

https://www.reddit.com/r/FoodPorn/

 

[The Catboy]

I’ve been bamboozled

 

[JuanMena]

I’ve been bamboozled
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Oh right... you're playing the innocent now?

Ain't you a succubus?


EDIT:
To everyone who clicked... you perverts!

 

[2DSGamerdude]

lol, yeah but it's maporn?
wtf, how's that porn?
well at least grecce is at 2.3% whatever that means.

well yeah, but gbatemp doesn't do porn,
so no go.

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I’ve been bamboozled
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sexy sig, litlh! so true, hahaha

 

[JuanMena]

lol, yeah but it's maporn?

Yes it is.

wtf, how's that porn?

It's ... literally on its name?

well at least grecce is at 2.3% whatever that means.

It means Greece is at 2.3%

well yeah, but gbatemp doesn't do porn,
so no go.

You never know what some members might do for a living.
Also, how do you think one becomes a Moderator?