Purim Rapture?

[HarveyHouston]

Been watching several news sources, including Israel365. I saw this article: https://www.israel365news.com/187021/new-bible-code-hints-messiah-to-arrive-on-purim/

An excerpt:

On Wednesday, Israel365 News published a report showing that a major Kabalistic Rabbi, Rabbi Yaakov Yitzchak Biderman, the current Grand Rabbi of the Lelov sect of Hasidic Judaism based in Jerusalem said that: “we should start seeing the effects of the star even as early as the beginning of the Hebrew month of Adar.” The month of Adar begins at sunset on Thursday, February 12.

This prediction seems to have received an extra layer of credibility from another Biblical source – Torah Codes.

During his research in Exodus 15, Bible Code expert Rabbi Matityahu Glazerson noticed a word pattern translated into English as: “Messiah will come.” In the same area, the word “Purim” appears as well.

Then Moshe and the Israelites sang this song to Hashem. They said: I will sing to Hashem, for He has triumphed gloriously; Horse and driver He has hurled into the sea. (Exodus 15:1)

So, I was wondering: Who all believes that this will happen? I know that Kaballah is considered "mystic" and thus somewhat cultist, but there seems to be plenty who believe in Bible Codes.

 

[notimp]

You forgot the most important parts.

The Rabbi himself does not believe this will happen, has a contingency open for why it wont happen (people dont repent enough), says something different will happen (if people dont repent enough), and the blog gives you an easy way to fulfill another prophecy, from the couch, by spending 25 USD for a tree to be planted.

You dont have to argue against the thing being improbable, if the internal logic brought forward, says its unlikely in the first place...

But then the name Esther also appears in the codes, and the wort Purim is near to the word messiah, so... Wait, actually I dont know what that means. Oh, and neither do the Rabbis. Nor do they say they do. They just want to point out, that its interesting... and then tell their followers, that maybe they have to repent more - so it can come true.

According to the article.

Oh, and page three of the plant your own tree offer to fulfill a prophecy reads like this:

Last name optional, email and credit card details not so much.

 

[Taleweaver]

So, I was wondering: Who all believes that this will happen?

Erm... Not to rain on your parade, but that rapture came two or three days ago ('Thursday, February 12th'... Somehow ).

Meanwhile, I used hindsight knowledge to find the word 'gamestop' in the Bible. And sue enough, it appeared in an area that also had the ancient Hebrew word for 'stonk'. Coincidence? No fucking way, dude. Numerology is real!

@notimp: but... Wil the planted tree survive the rapture when the messiah arrives at... *looks up *... A Jewish holiday?

 

[notimp]

@notimp: but... Wil the planted tree survive the rapture when the messiah arrives at... *looks up *... A Jewish holiday?

Well, did you repent enough?

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

Who all believes that this will happen

Not me, because I'm an athiest

 

[Xzi]

Nearly every year I've been alive there's been a new popular doomsday theory. Seems like a whole lot of people want to die but don't want to put in the effort of suicide. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

[GBAer]

There more chance of the Messiah coming out of may arse

 

[Deleted member 512337]

god isnt real lol

 

[HarveyHouston]

Not me, because I'm an athiest

I'm so sorry; is it catching? I'll treat you. Step inside my bus.

 

[slaphappygamer]

I remember this happened already.
https://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/20/us/20rapture.html

wonder how many other raptures there were.

 

[The Catboy]

If it happens this time, that means there will be more demons.

 

[slaphappygamer]

If it happens this time, that means there will be more demons.

It’s happened many times, that’s why there are sooooomany demons.

 

[The Catboy]

It’s happened many times, that’s why there are sooooomany demons.

I only know like 3 other demons, Lilith is one of them

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

I only know like 3 other demons, Lilith is one of them

i only know one, and that's you

 

[HarveyHouston]

If it happens this time, that means there will be more demons.

You're not far from wrong, actually. From what the book of Revelation says, they will all come out of hiding. They also won't be the "cute and cuddly" ones you expect to see in a cartoon like Looney Tunes - in comparison, think more like Nightmare on Elm Street, only the nightmare is in real life.

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

If this actually happens, mid-world end I will shit my pants, and then film myself eating the shitted pants

 

[The Catboy]

You're not far from wrong, actually. From what the book of Revelation says, they will all come out of hiding. They also won't be the "cute and cuddly" ones you expect to see in a cartoon like Looney Tunes - in comparison, think more like Nightmare on Elm Street, only the nightmare is in real life.

I can be scary too! See!

Art credit goes to @joji_von_hell on Tiktok

 

[Julie_Pilgrim]

I can be scary too! See!
View attachment 247089

Damn, nice art

 

[The Catboy]

Damn, nice art

Quickly edited my post to credit the artist, who is @joji_von_hell on Tiktok