Purim Rapture?

You forgot the most important parts.



The Rabbi himself does not believe this will happen, has a contingency open for why it wont happen (people dont repent enough), says something different will happen (if people dont repent enough), and the blog gives you an easy way to fulfill another prophecy, from the couch, by spending 25 USD for a tree to be planted.

You dont have to argue against the thing being improbable, if the internal logic brought forward, says its unlikely in the first place...

But then the name Esther also appears in the codes, and the wort Purim is near to the word messiah, so... Wait, actually I dont know what that means. Oh, and neither do the Rabbis. Nor do they say they do. They just want to point out, that its interesting... and then tell their followers, that maybe they have to repent more - so it can come true.

According to the article.

Oh, and page three of the plant your own tree offer to fulfill a prophecy reads like this:

Last name optional, email and credit card details not so much.

 

Erm... Not to rain on your parade, but that rapture came two or three days ago ('Thursday, February 12th'... Somehow ).

Meanwhile, I used hindsight knowledge to find the word 'gamestop' in the Bible. And sue enough, it appeared in an area that also had the ancient Hebrew word for 'stonk'. Coincidence? No fucking way, dude. Numerology is real!

@notimp: but... Wil the planted tree survive the rapture when the messiah arrives at... *looks up *... A Jewish holiday?

 

Well, did you repent enough?

 

Not me, because I'm an athiest

 

Nearly every year I've been alive there's been a new popular doomsday theory. Seems like a whole lot of people want to die but don't want to put in the effort of suicide. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

There more chance of the Messiah coming out of may arse

 

god isnt real lol

 

I remember this happened already.
https://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/20/us/20rapture.html

wonder how many other raptures there were.

 

If it happens this time, that means there will be more demons.

 

It’s happened many times, that’s why there are sooooomany demons.

 

I only know like 3 other demons, Lilith is one of them

 

i only know one, and that's you

 

If this actually happens, mid-world end I will shit my pants, and then film myself eating the shitted pants

 

I can be scary too! See!

Art credit goes to @joji_von_hell on Tiktok

 

Damn, nice art

 

Quickly edited my post to credit the artist, who is @joji_von_hell on Tiktok