Who's line is it Anyways? GBATemp Edition

[JuanMena]

This is a game to improve our comedic improvisation. The game goes as it follows:

• The user above you will post a sentence. JUST ONE.
• That sentence can be anything you want, a phrase, a question, anything as long as it doesn't has few words.
• The user below the sentence needs to quote the line and reply by adding a sarcastic / ironic / funny response or might add something to the sentence in order to complete it.
• Anybody can complete any sentence, just be sure to add your own if you reply to a previous one.
• Keep it simple, don't add more than one sentence.

 

[JuanMena]

The worst thing your parents ever told you.

 

[AmandaRose]

The worst thing your parents ever told you.

That you shouldn't lie yet they told me as a kid santa was real

Things you shouldn't say at a funeral?

 

[JuanMena]

Things you shouldn't say at a funeral?

Who's the next one?

Kid asks you where do babies comes from.

 

[Deleted member 507653]

Kid asks you where do babies comes from.

"Ever swallowed a watermelon seed on accident?"

Ways to get out of a bad first date?

 

[tfocosta]

Ways to get out of a bad first date?

On a blind date, after an awful amount of tequila shots and she's still looking the same, "Just realised I'm doing night shifts today, starting in 10 minutes. I'll see you later, bye!", and disappears using a smoke bomb for a more dramatic effect. He was a magician at kids parties on weekends.


You need to say NO to a request from your in-laws...

 

[slaphappygamer]

On a blind date, after an awful amount of tequila shots and she's still looking the same, "Just realised I'm doing night shifts today, starting in 10 minutes. I'll see you later, bye!", and disappears using a smoke bomb for a more dramatic effect. He was a magician at kids parties on weekends.


You need to say NO to a request from your in-laws...

....so you tell them you hate their cat, because their cat is plotting against you. Pfft, cats.

You are test driving a car and you NEED to fart, so you....

 

[Alexander1970]

....so you tell them you hate their cat, because their cat is plotting against you. Pfft, cats.

You are test driving a car and you NEED to fart, so you....

..open the Windows,turn up Radio´s Volume with "Frozen" Soundtrack and....."Let it go"....

Much better now,you decide to have a Meal,but realised you have no Money....

 

[slimbizzy]

..open the Windows,turn up Radio´s Volume with "Frozen" Soundtrack and....."Let it go"....View attachment 219592

Much better now,you decide to have a Meal,but realised you have no Money....

...so you go to the local barber shop and begin to panhandle, but you are greeted with a slap to the face and a free wig, you put it on and now you look like a stripper so you tear off your shirt and go back to mcdonalds and offer a lap dance for some food.

mcdonalds says no, so you decide to go to burger king and offer to do a...

 

[Alexander1970]

...so you go to the local barber shop and begin to panhandle, but you are greeted with a slap to the face and a free wig, you put it on and now you look like a stripper so you tear off your shirt and go back to mcdonalds and offer a lap dance for some food.

mcdonalds says no, so you decide to go to burger king and offer to do a...

..walk through the Drive In,place your Order by theTerminalspeaker,walk on to the Pay/Output Window and get your Order......as usual on every Burger King Visit...

After you enjoyed your Meal,you saw a Sign on the opposite Site of the Street and.........

 

[Deleted member 506316]

..walk through the Drive In,place your Order by theTerminalspeaker,walk on to the Pay/Output Window and get your Order......as usual on every Burger King Visit...View attachment 219678

After you enjoyed your Meal,you saw a Sign on the opposite Site of the Street and.........

Cock.

You see someone hanged themselves from the ceiling. Their suicide note says...

 

[slimbizzy]

Cock.

You see someone hanged themselves from the ceiling. Their suicide note says...

..."dear jessica. you are a fucking asshole. you literally made me hang myse- [dying noises]"

your reaction is as follows...

 

[Deleted member 506316]

..."dear jessica. you are a fucking asshole. you literally made me hang myse- [dying noises]"

your reaction is as follows...

Now I can finally rape his man-pussy.

You see a man in the road with a sign. It says...

 

[JuanMena]

Now I can finally rape his man-pussy.

You see a man in the road with a sign. It says...

Where's the beef? Where's the beef? I don't see any beef...

You and your Brazilian friend are on a plane, suddenly, the plane engine dies: What would you say to your Brazilian friend?

 

[Stealphie]

Where's the beef? Where's the beef? I don't see any beef...

You and your Brazilian friend are on a plane, suddenly, the plane engine dies: What would you say to your Brazilian friend?

"VAMOS MORRER, VAMOS MORRER *panic noises*"

 

[JuanMena]

Now I can finally rape his man-pussy.

You see a man in the road with a sign. It says...

I need someone to ride me.

Weird things to shout during sex?

 

[Vila_]

I need someone to ride me.

Weird things to shout during sex?

"Hold up babe, someone just liked my post on GBAtemp"

a sentence that would instantly annoy anyone in a 1000km radius...

 

[JuanMena]

"Hold up babe, someone just liked my post on GBAtemp"

a sentence that would instantly annoy anyone in a 1000km radius...

ALLAHU AKBAR!

Things GBATEMP moderators dreams about?

 

[Chary]

Moderating a better forum

What's something that would upset any gamer?

 

[Mama Looigi]

Moderating a better forum

What's something that would upset any gamer?

Your youthful relative coming over, not knowing how copying save files work, and copying their save over/overwriting yours instead of the other way around

Someone slaps you with a wet fish romantically, how do you respond?