So the other day I saw someone cough, then I though this was my chance. So I went to the area where the cough happened and I said, "hey 5G stop being a bully and stop killing people." So I clenched my hand into a fist and I began to punch the 5G. I swung at the air where the cough happened and I tried to hit it as hard as I can. "Take this, and this, and that" I shouted. But in the end I have lost the battle. Because a few days later I was diagnosed with the 5G.