the first? the second?
More like "E.T. The Extra Terrestrial" because it's humanly impossible for a dick to be that small
his did?His did is so small they have been trying to find it at CERN with the large hadron collider
well, it can't do the job if the penis doesnt reach the vagina@AmandaRose Look, you have to understand that this piece of crap (this thread) has 7 pages, this is ridiculous. Also, as I already said, it doesn't matter if it's small, my penis does it job perfectly and I'm sure there are women who doesn't care about the size. Trust me, this thread is gonna die and there's nothing you can do about it.
I'm pretty sure that I can just drink milk and it will grow anyway, that's not a problem.
TL;DR : Don't judge by the size, judge by the effectiveness.
I WANT MORE JOKEYou are right this thread will die at some point but you will always have a microscopic penis lol and besides this thread won't die for a while as I have loads more tiny dick jokes in reserve.
As I said in the first post of page 3, I'm a super Saiyan,which means that I can multiply my strenght by 10. With this ability, I can reach everythingwell, it can't do the job if the penis doesnt reach the vagina
you know, legs... they can be in the way
More coming soon im busy in another thread at the moment lol.I WANT MORE JOKE
Your descriptions of my penis are very specific and detailed, this isn't normal. Do I know you ? How did you obtain these information ?You are right this thread will die at some point but you will always have a microscopic penis lol and besides this thread won't die for a while as I have loads more tiny dick jokes in reserve.
well... actually... no...As I said in the first post of page 3, I'm a super Saiyan,which means that I can multiply my strenght by 10. With this ability, I can reach everything
she's momoYour descriptions of my penis are very specific and detailed, this isn't normal. Do I know you ? How did you obtain these information ?
I already wasnt fucking wit @AmandaRose now I gotta deal with mfs like thiswell... actually... no...
its quite the opposite you see
IIRC, supersayen mode increases muscles size
first, penis isn'T a muscle
secondly, youll get bigger legs, so it will be even harder
Your mamma told me.Your descriptions of my penis are very specific and detailed, this isn't normal. Do I know you ? How did you obtain these information ?