Stop insulting me.

[Seriel]

you speak thru your ass

speak through my ass owo

 

[AmandaRose]

@antiNT your dick is so small that sex for you is the same as my favourite film

Mission Impossible

 

[Noctosphere]

@antiNT your dick is so small that sex for you is the same as my favourite film

Mission Impossible

the first? the second?
maybe you can be more specific?

 

[JellyPerson]

@antiNT your dick is so small that sex for you is the same as my favourite film

Mission Impossible

More like "E.T. The Extra Terrestrial" because it's humanly impossible for a dick to be that small

 

[AmandaRose]

@antiNT your dick is so small that you'll never be half the man your mother was.

 

[Uiaad]

His dick is so small they have been trying to find it at CERN with the large hadron collider

 

[Noctosphere]

His did is so small they have been trying to find it at CERN with the large hadron collider

his did?

 

[Uiaad]

his did?

Fucking autocorrect

 

[Noctosphere]

It remembers me that movie with Adam Sandlers, a classic, Click
When adam used the remote to see his own making of
Right after her mother gives birth
Dctor were sceptical about if it was a girl or a boy
They noticed a "tic-tac" between his leg
Thats how they know it was a boy

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Damn, would you look at that
34 guest.viewing this thread

 

[antiNT]

@AmandaRose Look, you have to understand that this piece of crap (this thread) has 7 pages, this is ridiculous. Also, as I already said, it doesn't matter if it's small, my penis does it job perfectly and I'm sure there are women who doesn't care about the size. Trust me, this thread is gonna die and there's nothing you can do about it.
I'm pretty sure that I can just drink milk and it will grow anyway, that's not a problem.

TL;DR : Don't judge by the size, judge by the effectiveness.

 

[Noctosphere]

@AmandaRose Look, you have to understand that this piece of crap (this thread) has 7 pages, this is ridiculous. Also, as I already said, it doesn't matter if it's small, my penis does it job perfectly and I'm sure there are women who doesn't care about the size. Trust me, this thread is gonna die and there's nothing you can do about it.
I'm pretty sure that I can just drink milk and it will grow anyway, that's not a problem.

TL;DR : Don't judge by the size, judge by the effectiveness.

well, it can't do the job if the penis doesnt reach the vagina
you know, legs... they can be in the way

 

[AmandaRose]

You are right this thread will die at some point but you will always have a microscopic penis lol and besides this thread won't die for a while as I have loads more tiny dick jokes in reserve.

 

[Noctosphere]

You are right this thread will die at some point but you will always have a microscopic penis lol and besides this thread won't die for a while as I have loads more tiny dick jokes in reserve.

I WANT MORE JOKE

 

[antiNT]

well, it can't do the job if the penis doesnt reach the vagina
you know, legs... they can be in the way

As I said in the first post of page 3, I'm a super Saiyan,which means that I can multiply my strenght by 10. With this ability, I can reach everything

 

[AmandaRose]

I WANT MORE JOKE

More coming soon im busy in another thread at the moment lol.

 

[antiNT]

You are right this thread will die at some point but you will always have a microscopic penis lol and besides this thread won't die for a while as I have loads more tiny dick jokes in reserve.

Your descriptions of my penis are very specific and detailed, this isn't normal. Do I know you ? How did you obtain these information ?

 

[Noctosphere]

As I said in the first post of page 3, I'm a super Saiyan,which means that I can multiply my strenght by 10. With this ability, I can reach everything

well... actually... no...
its quite the opposite you see
IIRC, supersayen mode increases muscles size
first, penis isn'T a muscle
secondly, youll get bigger legs, so it will be even harder

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Your descriptions of my penis are very specific and detailed, this isn't normal. Do I know you ? How did you obtain these information ?

she's momo

 

[antiNT]

well... actually... no...
its quite the opposite you see
IIRC, supersayen mode increases muscles size
first, penis isn'T a muscle
secondly, youll get bigger legs, so it will be even harder

I already wasnt fucking wit @AmandaRose now I gotta deal with mfs like this

 

[Uiaad]

@antiNT the report isn't back from CERN, I suspect it could take a number of years yo find out even if your penis does exist let alone have any one actually find it.

A scientist stated it we could find alien life before your penis

 

[AmandaRose]

Your descriptions of my penis are very specific and detailed, this isn't normal. Do I know you ? How did you obtain these information ?

Your mamma told me.