Assumptions you had as a child

[MsMidnight]

title is self-explanatory. I'd like to see anything you assumed because well, some can be bat-shit crazy

 

[KapuDaKoopa]

I assumed that video games were made with magic and that they were easy to make.

Boy, was I wrong!

 

[Ricken]

I assumed my parents enjoyed jumping on the bed with the door locked

 

[dekuleon]

I knew some so ugly women that I was sure that everybody was born a man and then you get older and turn to a women and then start rejuvenating.

 

[KapuDaKoopa]

I assumed that happiness was a real thing.

Newsflash: it isn't

 

[yuyuyup]

I assumed singers wrote their own music

 

[MsMidnight]

I assumed singers wrote their own music

some do actually

 

[Zero72463]

I assumed my parents were millionaires.

 

[laudern]

I assumed that people who looked old knew exactly what they were doing/ knew what they were talking about.

 

[richardparker]

i assumed that their was a treasure chest under my house.i was so wrong,although i did dig out a floor tile searching for it.

 

[Lightyose]

title is self-explanatory. I'd like to see anything you assumed because well, some can be bat-shit crazy

I assumed I was sexy... lol no
I assumed I... was a pokemon trainer.... and everything else

 

[Lacius]

• I assumed checks literally equalled money, and I could write whatever value I wanted.
• I assumed pregnancy was the direct result of marriage and nothing else.
• I assumed a floppy disk had infinite storage because adding files didn't appear to materially change the floppy disk.

 

[Deleted member 386348]

I thought people were innocent.

News flash, most parents swear when younger people aren't around, and vice versa.

 

[Supster131]

I assumed God was real.
I assumed babies were formed in the stomach.

 

[VinsCool]

I assumed I could shapeshift if I believed hard enough.



(Yes I was a dumb kid ok)

 

[Deleted member 386348]

I assumed babies were formed in the stomach.

Hey, I'm not alone!

 

[Lacius]

I assumed I could shapeshift if I believed hard enough.



(Yes I was a dumb kid ok)

I assumed I could move objects with my mind if I just tried enough and had plenty of iron in my diet.

 

[Deleted User]

I thought when you grew up you could become anything you like as long as you believed you could... I blame Disney for this one

 

[Vanth88]

Honestly if I didn't know something as a kid I'd just ask everyone until I got my answers. I assumed this didn't annoy people, I was wrong.

 

[VinsCool]

I thought when you grew up you could become anything you like as long as you believed you could... I blame Disney for this one

I still strongly believe in this