Assumptions you had as a child

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  1. MsMidnight
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    title is self-explanatory. I'd like to see anything you assumed because well, some can be bat-shit crazy
     
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    i dunno
    I assumed that video games were made with magic and that they were easy to make.

    Boy, was I wrong!
     
  3. Ricken

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    Shibuya, The small one from Vegas
    I assumed my parents enjoyed jumping on the bed with the door locked
     
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    I knew some so ugly women that I was sure that everybody was born a man and then you get older and turn to a women and then start rejuvenating.
     
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    i dunno
    I assumed that happiness was a real thing.

    Newsflash: it isn't
     
  6. yuyuyup

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    I assumed singers wrote their own music
     
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  7. MsMidnight
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    some do actually
     
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    I assumed my parents were millionaires.
     
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    I assumed that people who looked old knew exactly what they were doing/ knew what they were talking about.
     
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    i assumed that their was a treasure chest under my house.i was so wrong,although i did dig out a floor tile searching for it.
     
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    Home Alone Somewhere.
    I assumed I was sexy... lol no
    I assumed I... was a pokemon trainer.... and everything else
     
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    • I assumed checks literally equalled money, and I could write whatever value I wanted.
    • I assumed pregnancy was the direct result of marriage and nothing else.
    • I assumed a floppy disk had infinite storage because adding files didn't appear to materially change the floppy disk.
     
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    the closet
    I thought people were innocent.

    News flash, most parents swear when younger people aren't around, and vice versa.
     
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    I assumed God was real.
    I assumed babies were formed in the stomach.
     
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    I assumed I could shapeshift if I believed hard enough.



    (Yes I was a dumb kid ok)
     
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    Hey, I'm not alone!
     
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    I assumed I could move objects with my mind if I just tried enough and had plenty of iron in my diet.
     
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    I thought when you grew up you could become anything you like as long as you believed you could... I blame Disney for this one
     
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    Honestly if I didn't know something as a kid I'd just ask everyone until I got my answers. I assumed this didn't annoy people, I was wrong.
     
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    I still strongly believe in this :(