What is a Computer and Other Noob Questions Explained?

[Larsenv]

Q: What is a computer?
A: I think it's a boat.

Q: What is a monitor?
A: Something that my Mom likes.

Q: What's a screen saver?
A: A super hero.

Q:
A: See the video please.

Q: What is GBATemp?
A: It's a website.

Q: What's a USB Drive?
A: A Useful Spaghetti Bowl Drive.

Q: What's the difference between a disk and a disc?
A: Replace "k" with "c".

Q: I like flowers. Can I put them on my Desktop?
A: No.

Q: Why do people prefer Windows over Mac?
A: I don't know.

Q: Why do people prefer Mac over Windows?
A: I don't know.

Q: What's an application?
A: I don't know.

Q: How do I upload?
A: I don't know.

Q: How do I download?
A: I don't know.

Q: How do I upload and download?
A:

 

[Luglige]

This is a good

 

[Deleted User]

10/10 best FAQ

 

[Deleted User]

computers are the work of satan

 

[Luglige]

computers are the work of satan

Happen to agree:
http://christwire.org/2012/02/computers-the-devils-window/

http://www.velocityreviews.com/threads/computers-are-evil-the-devil-created-them.311287/

Quoted from "Ex-Athiest"
"Yes all of those things have been given rise due to the Internet. If it weren’t for liberal brainwashing propaganda People would be out there earning their living rather than whining about the government. Homogays would be identified and their churches could set them straight instead of Hollywood lying to them about how “it gets better”. Silver tongued atheists would remain alone in their basements instead of preaching the gospel of Pseudoskepticism."
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[Touko White]

Computers are the work of Stalin

 

[Luglige]

Computers are the work of Stalin

Computers are the work of Aldof Meme!

 

[Touko White]

Computers are the work of Aldof Meme!

they are the work of Angela Merkel

 

[Luglige]

they are the work of Angela Merkel

They are the work of MS-MEME

 

[Touko White]

They are the work of MS-MEME

Microshite?

 

[Luglige]

Microshite?

No

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