What is a Computer and Other Noob Questions Explained?

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  1. Larsenv
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    Larsenv RiiConnect24 Developer

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    Q: What is a computer?
    A: I think it's a boat.

    Q: What is a monitor?
    A: Something that my Mom likes.

    Q: What's a screen saver?
    A: A super hero.

    Q:
    A: See the video please.

    Q: What is GBATemp?
    A: It's a website.

    Q: What's a USB Drive?
    A: A Useful Spaghetti Bowl Drive.

    Q: What's the difference between a disk and a disc?
    A: Replace "k" with "c".

    Q: I like flowers. Can I put them on my Desktop?
    A: No.

    Q: Why do people prefer Windows over Mac?
    A: I don't know.

    Q: Why do people prefer Mac over Windows?
    A: I don't know.

    Q: What's an application?
    A: I don't know.

    Q: How do I upload?
    A: I don't know.

    Q: How do I download?
    A: I don't know.

    Q: How do I upload and download?
    A: :gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun:
     
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  2. Luglige

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    This is a good
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  3. Riyaz

    Riyaz Black Ace/Red Joker

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    10/10 best FAQ
     
  4. Tomato Hentai

    Tomato Hentai baja boner blast

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    actually north korea. please send help
    computers are the work of satan
     
  5. Luglige

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    Happen to agree:
    http://christwire.org/2012/02/computers-the-devils-window/

    http://www.velocityreviews.com/threads/computers-are-evil-the-devil-created-them.311287/

    Quoted from "Ex-Athiest"
    "Yes all of those things have been given rise due to the Internet. If it weren’t for liberal brainwashing propaganda People would be out there earning their living rather than whining about the government. Homogays would be identified and their churches could set them straight instead of Hollywood lying to them about how “it gets better”. Silver tongued atheists would remain alone in their basements instead of preaching the gospel of Pseudoskepticism."
    k
     
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  6. Touko White

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    Computers are the work of Stalin
     
  7. Luglige

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    Computers are the work of Aldof Meme!
     
  8. Touko White

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    they are the work of Angela Merkel
     
  9. Luglige

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    They are the work of MS-MEME
     
  10. Touko White

    Touko White (not)Banned

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    Microshite?
     
  11. Luglige

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    MicroShat-My Empty Miraculous Electronic
     
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