What is a Computer and Other Noob Questions Explained?

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Q: What is a computer?
A: I think it's a boat.

Q: What is a monitor?
A: Something that my Mom likes.

Q: What's a screen saver?
A: A super hero.

Q:
A: See the video please.

Q: What is GBATemp?
A: It's a website.

Q: What's a USB Drive?
A: A Useful Spaghetti Bowl Drive.

Q: What's the difference between a disk and a disc?
A: Replace "k" with "c".

Q: I like flowers. Can I put them on my Desktop?
A: No.

Q: Why do people prefer Windows over Mac?
A: I don't know.

Q: Why do people prefer Mac over Windows?
A: I don't know.

Q: What's an application?
A: I don't know.

Q: How do I upload?
A: I don't know.

Q: How do I download?
A: I don't know.

Q: How do I upload and download?
A: :gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun::gun:
 
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Tomato Hentai said:
computers are the work of satan
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Happen to agree:
http://christwire.org/2012/02/computers-the-devils-window/

http://www.velocityreviews.com/threads/computers-are-evil-the-devil-created-them.311287/

Quoted from "Ex-Athiest"
"Yes all of those things have been given rise due to the Internet. If it weren’t for liberal brainwashing propaganda People would be out there earning their living rather than whining about the government. Homogays would be identified and their churches could set them straight instead of Hollywood lying to them about how “it gets better”. Silver tongued atheists would remain alone in their basements instead of preaching the gospel of Pseudoskepticism."
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    Kissing random dudes choking in celery? Really? Need to study for that?
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    Yes it requires a degree
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    I could also yank out the rest of my teeth but theirs professionals for that
  • x65943 @ x65943:
    If your throat closes, putting oxygen in your mouth will not solve anything - as you will be introducing oxygen prior to the area of obstruction
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    Just kiss me Kyle.
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    You either need to be intubated to bypass obstruction or create a stoma inferior to the the area of obstruction to survive
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    "Just kiss me Kyle." And I thought all the godreborn gay stuff was a smear campaign
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    If I die, tell my momma I won't be carrying Baby Jesus this christmas :sad::cry:
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    Smear campaigns are in The political section now?
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    Sweet found my Wii u PSU right after I ordered a new one :tpi:
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    It was waiting for you to order another one.
    Seems like, your PSU was waiting for a partner.
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    Keep them both
    separated or you'll have more PSUs each year.
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    Well one you insert one PSU into the other one you get power
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    It literally turns it on.
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    Yeah power supplies are filthy perverts
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