My Entry is a real story (well hallucination):
Back in 2009 I contracted Swine Flu, also known as H1N1, no big deal really, but it combined with meds ended up leading to some pretty awesome and gnarly stuff. One night I was burning up and was not all right in the head form fever and copious amounts of nyquil. Sometime in the night I texted my girlfriend that it was too hot and that the dragons keep lighting the furnace making it even hotter in my room. eventually it led to this long text:
"Ok, I figured it all out, the dragons that were here were the same type that I bio mechanically engineered in the year 2011, but this is the year 2009, so they must have survived till 2031, which is when Microsoft developed time travel technology, but according to future history all of my types of dragons were destroyed in 2018 by the Microsoft dragons, which means none of mine could have possibly lived long enough for time travel. The only catch is that I know that I see a dragon in the year 2009, so it's possible that I create one that does not hatch or come out till 2031 and sends it self back in time so that I would know that, what I can't figure out is what the point of the paradox is, why create the need for this loop, there must be a more important meaning. Oh well I guess i'll sleep on it, let me know if you figure it out, and remember don't tell anyone especially Hannah as her knowing could change the past and the future."
And the moral of the story is when you have H1N1 "The Bacon Lung" and have a fever, you should put your cell phone some place else so you don't text your girlfriend a crazy story when you're hallucinating.
Does seem like a fun world to live in though...