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  1. gamefan5

    gamefan5 Kid Icarus Uprising connoiseur
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    Does the video has to be done by you? Or is any videoallowed...?
    Cause if everything is allowed, I feel like the person is giving a video that makes him laugh instead of making something that makes you laugh... Hmm... But it is your rules. XD
     
  2. MrShawnTRods

    MrShawnTRods GBAtemp Psycho!
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    For whatever reason, this song came up on my recommended videos. Just for the lulz, here's my entry
     
  3. JPhantom

    JPhantom GBAtemp Regular
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    When I was about 3.5 years old we for the first time had a real Christmas tree. Well on New Years Day the tree was still up but was getting very dry. Mom was at work and dad being a government employee for the USPS was home asleep. I got bored and woke up dad and asked him to put my train set together with me since he had said i couldn't even open it without him. He told me I could open it up but not put it together and he would be up in an hour or two. So I went and opened the train and as I pulled out the engine I decided that the train set was cold. So I went into the kitchen and stacked 3 chairs on top of each other so I could reach the lighter dad kept up their. I then proceeded to light the box my train set came in to warm up the train set that was still inside. Did I mention that the box was about 2 feet away from the dry flammable Christmas tree which was up against mom's lacy flammable curtains? Well as the flame from the box got bigger, I began to get afraid so I went and hid the lighter under my pillow and went to dad's room. *knock**knock* "Daddy, you need to come out and look at something." "It'll wait I'll be up in a while. Go away." So went out to the living room again and saw that the flames had grown higher so I went back to dad's room to tell him he really needed to see this but got the same reply. This time I saw the flames were over 2 feet high and very close to the tree so I went back to dad's room. "Daddy, I think I might have started a fire." At this point I got pushed up against the wall as he barreled past me screaming "where is it!" When he got into the living room he bent down and picked up the burning box by the sides and carried it into the kitchen sink dripping burning plastic all the way. We still have all the burns in the carpet over 20 years later. Afterwards he saw the chairs found out about the lighter and knew i set it. he had me take down the tree and carried it outside into the driveway and had me light it on fire to show me how dangerous it was. It was amazing the instant i touched the lighter to the tree dad pulled me back but i still felt the force from the flames push me back as they nearly instantly enveloped the entire tree. So we now have a new tradition for 20 years every New Years Day we burn our Christmastree.
     
  4. Haloman800

    Haloman800 a real gril
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    One day, at a grocery store, my father and I were arguing about something. We had already packed up the food, I went back inside to use the restroom. When I came back out, I went up to what looked like my father's car, when I opened the front seat all the food/bags had been moved onto it, I figured my dad did this to annoy me, so without looking up, very loud and angrily, I said "What is wrong with you!?", I look up and this horrified girl is staring at me..

    I mutter an apology and failed at explaining her car looked like my dads.. I close the door and she speeds out of the parking lot, as I hear my dad laughing 2 car lots to the side.

    I've never been so embarrassed in my life, and by the look on her face, I don't think she's ever been so terrified.
     
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  5. Sheimi

    Sheimi A cute Vixen!
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    How I got mayonnaise on my 3ds. One day I went to McDonalds to get a quick bite to eat before work. Which I had my Japanese 3ds with me. When I realized how much time I wasted by not going through drive through, I could not eat my food. Which consisted of two McChicken and a Medium Fry. So I put my jacket in the back and I leave my food in my coat pocket as my food was stolen the last time from the refrigerator. I got off at least ten minutes early to go catch the bus home and I just made it on the bus right before it left the mall. I take out my 3ds and started playing "If I were in a Sealed Room With a Girl, I'd Probably XXX". Then I realize I had my food from before in a zip lock bag to keep it a little fresh. While eating my McChicken, some mayonnaise dropped on the lower screen. Someone else came on the bus and looked at my screen. Told me I should stop fapping in public to anime chicks on my 3ds. But it doesn't stop there. So I got home and got some rubbing alcohol to clean the bottom screen. All of it came off the screen, so did the smell. My one friend wanted to borrow my Japanese 3ds for something for a couple of days, so I said sure. Couple days went by and I got my Japanese 3ds back. After playing air hockey at the mall and going out to eat, I finally get to play Super Smash Brothers 3DS. I noticed something out of the ordinary, all the buttons are sticky. So, I send my friend a message "Why is my 3ds all sticky". At first he tells me that he was eating candy while playing the 3ds. Then a strange odor smell just hit my face. I call up my friend to ask why does my 3ds have a strange odor smell on it. After one hour of bullshit lies, he tells me the truth. He had the 3ds open while he was high. Which he ended up getting that icky, sticky shit on my 3ds. I spent the next four hours sanitizing the entire 3ds to make sure that smell was gone. I will not lend him my 3ds again.

    Trailer for the game
     
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  6. KSP

    KSP GBAtemp Fan
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    Damn right.
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    Made with authentic Chinese Fuck Vegetables.
     
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  7. Jhyrachy

    Jhyrachy GBAtemp Regular
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    Just for linking this, i can't breath properly
     
  8. Flame

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    Isn't it weird how when mod/admin post in the same thread as you, you feel paranoid instead of protected.


    mad gayranoid!
     
  9. creakyfloor

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    What do you call two crows on a tree?
    Attempted murder
     
  11. HtheB

    HtheB GBAtemp Advanced Fan
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    Here is my entry:

    I made this HTC One X commercial with a couple friends for lols :D :P

     
  12. Hyro-Sama

    Hyro-Sama I'm from the fucking future.
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    OT: When can we expect the review? I was hoping to pick one of these up for Dolphin.
     
  13. Essometer

    Essometer Needs data
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    It's a meme, but I don't give a shit.
     
  14. Tom Bombadildo

    Tom Bombadildo Dick, With Balls
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    What if it's me, can I do that? :tpi:

    DISGRACE TO FAMIRY :whip:



    I think I'll post something later today maybe.
     
  15. king_leo

    king_leo Real Hero
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    been playing hide and seek with my dad for 20 years haha your the best where are you man
     
  16. VashTS

    VashTS Beat it, son
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    I actually LOL'd good job
     
  17. VashTS

    VashTS Beat it, son
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    Two'fer...

    I once walked into Pep Boys with a large bolt from my alternator and asked "Do you have any loose nuts?" Ba-dum tiss

    and two...
    Was shopping with my mom in Kmart and we were looking for a blanket from when I was a child. I asked the worker "I'm looking for blankets that are nappy"

    LOL
     
  18. JaviRoa

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    This is my dog/gremlin just after a colored 5k

    XD

    Bruno.jpg
     
  19. sanoblue

    sanoblue The Fuzzy Blue Woof!
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    60 Shades of Greyish....

    He was in ecstasy, with a huge smile on his face as
    his wife moved forwards then backwards,
    forwards then backwards, again and again.

    Back and forth, back and forth, in and out,
    a little to the right, a little to the left,
    she could feel the sweat on her forehead,
    between her breasts, and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.

    Her heart was pounding, her face was flushed,
    she moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .and louder.

    Finally, totally exhausted, she let out a piercing scream and shouted;
    "OK, OK, you smug bastard,
    I can't parallel park; you do it."

    :D sorry couldn't resist Muhahahahaha!
     
  20. Tom Bombadildo

    Tom Bombadildo Dick, With Balls
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    Ok Ryukouki this is my official submission.

    If you don't fucking laugh at this you're a disgrace to famiry :angry:

     
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