[How To] Start your 3DS.

[Tom Bombadildo]

Okay, what if my 3DS is actually a toaster, how do I turn it on then?

Insert dick into slot, pull lever. Guaranteed to work 100% of the time!

 

[BORTZ]

Can you add under the FAQ something about turning it off and turning it on again?

Insert dick into slot, pull lever. Guaranteed to work 100% of the time!

Directions unclear, got dick stuck in cartridge slot.

 

[zb123]

Okay, what if my 3DS is actually a toaster, how do I turn it on then?

If your 3DS happens to actually be a toaster, then it is in fact not a 3DS. I'm sorry to have to break the news to you. I'd recommend you try returning the toaster and purchasing a 3DS. Don't worry, it's a common mistake I'm sure.

 

[zb123]

Can you add under the FAQ something about turning it off and turning it on again?

Oh god how could I have forgot that! I will add that right away.

 

[CheatFreak47]

If your 3DS happens to actually be a toaster, then it is in fact not a 3DS. I'm sorry to have to break the news to you. I'd recommend you try returning the toaster and purchasing a 3DS. Don't worry, it's a common mistake I'm sure.

Thanks, your help has been tremendously helpful, Nintendo should hire you on their customer support team.

 

[zb123]

Thanks, your help has been tremendously helpful, Nintendo should hire you on their customer support team.

Thank you, I hope that one day Nintendo will reach out to me.

 

[Deleted-236924]

Directions unclear, got dick stuck in cartridge slot.

Directions too clear, got cartridge stuck in dick slot.

 

[GameWinner]

My 3DS won't turn of now! I followed the guide on how to turn it off but it's not working!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFuck the battery is draining!

 

[Sicklyboy]

About time someone posted this I've been wondering for three years

 

[Veho]

Okay, I managed to start it. Now how do I stop it?!?

 

[Densetsu]

I got my dick stuck inside a vagina, but I didn't know what to do. I consulted this tutorial mid-stroke and I couldn't find the answer.

Please rewrite the tutorial.

*EDIT*
Also, my 3DS is of a different color from the one in your tutorial. Do the steps still apply to different colors?

 

[EZ-Megaman]

Could you explain how to insert Game Cards into the 3DS in your next tutorial?

I looked online, but this tutorial didn't help me.

 

[Cyan]

nintendo's website is missing a Q&A to their FAQ.

They didn't clearly stated which side you should hold your console before inserting the cartridge.

 

[Gahars]

Ugh, more video game power fantasies.

0/10, stop oppressing womyn, asshole.

 

[Densetsu]

Could you explain how to insert Game Cards into the 3DS in your next tutorial?

I looked online, but this tutorial didn't help me.

I want to keep those instructions in my pocket. I tried to use the print button, but my laptop isn't connected to a printer.

What do?

 

[ComeTurismO]

Will it turn on if I don't have an SD card!?!?!? I always have it operating with an SD card, but I took it off while it is being off so I can let my friend borrow it. I'm scared of trying to see if it works because I'm scared of error messages. Well?

 

[ComeTurismO]

I want to keep those instructions in my pocket. I tried to use the print button, but my laptop isn't connected to a printer.

What do?

Did you try connecting your laptop to your printer, or your printer to your laptop?

 

[Densetsu]

Did you try connecting your laptop to your printer, or your printer to your laptop?

I connected it to my pants.

1. Own a 3ds.
2. Press the power button

What do you press it with???

 

[Sicklyboy]

turn on for what?

 

[ComeTurismO]

I connected it to my pants.

Hm! seems like you have a corrupt laptop, printer, and wee wee!