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Start date Apr 23, 2013
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Tom Bombadildo

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BORTZ

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Having a wii boosts your chances of staying virgin. Interesting.

Veho

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Quite the opposite, Bortz. Most Wiis are purchased by parents and grandparents.

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Gahars

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Veho said:
Quite the opposite, Bortz. Most Wiis are purchased by parents and grandparents.

Of course they are - How else will they teach the kids?

emigre

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Apr 23, 2013

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Gahars said:
Of course they are - How else will they teach the kids?

Are they teaching the kids abstinence or sexing? I swear one of them could be classed as grooming.

Gahars

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Apr 23, 2013

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emigre said:
Are they teaching the kids abstinence or sexing? I swear one of them could be classed as grooming.

Well, with that Wiimote, it could go either way.

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