Penis

[Black-Ice]

He opened his zip and pulled it out
Vigorous action, and then a shout
Sigh of relief when it was all out
He was pissing, what were you thinking about?

 

[Brian117]

EOF RESTORED.

2/14/2013

 

[DinohScene]

Someone said penis?

This has raised my interests

 

[broitsak]

Again! ;o;

 

[BORTZ]

We have the art gallery for creative writing.

 

[Xuphor]

Someone said penis?

This has raised my interests

Didn't you name your penis "interest" long ago?

 

[DinohScene]

Didn't you name your penis "interest" long ago?

Yes.
Cause every time I see sexy boys, Interest is rising

 

[Xuphor]

Yes.
Cause every time I see sexy boys, Interest is rising

This brings a whole new meaning to those home mortgage commercials..... the one's saying "Interest will rise by 3 times this year!", "You better watch that interest, it won't be this low forever", and "Grab that interest while you still can!"

 

[Black-Ice]

We have the art gallery for creative writing.

The eof needed a quick restart.
And I felt since I was partly responsible for the current EoF crisis, I should be the one to fix my mess.
MY HONOUR COMPELLED ME BORTZY.
I HAVE SHARED MY RHYMES WITH WORLD TO ATONE.
DO YOU FORGIVE ME?

 

[BORTZ]

yesyes

 

[DinohScene]

This brings a whole new meaning to those home mortgage commercials..... the one's saying "Interest will rise by 3 times this year!", "You better watch that interest, it won't be this low forever", and "Grab that interest while you still can!"

Trust me, I keep Interest high

 

[Xuphor]

Trust me, I keep Interest high

But then no one would want it. People only buy when interest is the lowest possible.
Then it gradually rises while they are inside their.... house.....

 

[DinohScene]

But then no one would want it. People only buy when interest is the lowest possible.
Then it gradually rises while they are inside their.... house.....

To bad I'm a

Spoiler

bottom

only

 

[Xuphor]

To bad I'm a

Spoiler

bottom

only

Well, that broke the mortgage pun play.

 

[Deleted-236924]

How many threads named "Penis" do we have?

 

[DinohScene]

Well, that broke the mortgage pun play.

Sorry );
Although I have to say that it was extremely funny ;p

 

[Xuphor]

How many threads named "Penis" do we have?

Infinately more than are named "Vagina".
We don't have any named "Vagina".

 

[Brian117]

How many threads named "Penis" do we have?

Does it REALLY matter? Obviously it's what the EOF needs.

 

[Deleted member 319809]

Infinately more than are named "Vagina".
We don't have any named "Vagina".

Sounds like balance needs to be restored.

 

[Xuphor]

Infinately more than are named "Vagina".
We don't have any named "Vagina".

Ah crap, we do: http://gbatemp.net/threads/vagina.199218/

Don't reply to it though, it's from 2009. Necrobumping in EoF is considered by the mods.